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Ryan.

@RyanBallan

pasta n' sauce

 Doncaster, England
Joined June 2013
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Sleep paralysis but it’s donny dancer cutting shapes in the corner of your room
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filho da puta ta fumando uma turbina de carro vai se fude
bb (@bbfrvs) profile picturebb@bbfrvsSep 25
trouver ça dans la chambre de mon p’tit frère je suis outrée
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.@AhnRee__Sep 25
I really hate how funny I find this smh lmao
no context memes (@nocontextmemes) profile pictureno context memes
@nocontextmemesSep 24
running back to the toilet after realising it’s not over yet
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when the poop cpome out spikey☠️
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TripleT
@TripleTethSep 25
Our Tung Tung Tung Sahur, who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy Tung Tung Tung Sahur come, thy Tung Tung Tung Sahur be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we forgive our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil. For thine is the Tung Tung Tung Sahur, and the power, and the glory, forever. Amen.
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☔ (@Whotfismick) profile picture
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@WhotfismickSep 24
Instagram is not a real place
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@sspencerukkSep 24
Overtaking a bad driver and checking if your age and ethnicity calculations were correct:
uk politics reaction video (@ukpolreact) profile pictureuk politics reaction video@ukpolreactSep 22
rory stewart turning to intensely stare at ailbhe rea bbc newsnight
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Two beers in and someone gets a packet of fags out
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Boom 💥
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Aq𝓾a@BHA_AquaAug 5
never a dull moment on insta
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Freddy making him do 6 7.
evil (@EVILSCRE4M) profile pictureevil@EVILSCRE4MJun 30
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)
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At least 10 illegal migrants have DIED in a dinghy
GB News (@GBNEWS) profile pictureGB News
@GBNEWSJun 8
At least 10 dead after migrant boat capsizes in Mediterranean as search operation launched gbnews.com/news/world/migran…
At least 10 dead after migrant boat capsizes in Mediterranean as search operation launched

At least 10 dead after migrant boat capsizes in Mediterranean as search operation launched

At least 827 people have died attempting to cross the Mediterranean so far this year, according to a UN body

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FAIRY
@thisdecfairyJun 8
me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:
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ᛉ (@soylennial) profile picture
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@soylennialJun 7
when I'm legitimately dead but I overhear the doctor say "his kidney could save a trans persons life"
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Sam Ro 📈
@SamRoJun 5
Best video I've seen in my life and it's not even close
NEXTA (@nexta_tv) profile pictureNEXTA
@nexta_tvJun 5
A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.
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Kids look like they’re being a bit loud during their father’s tv time
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 (@Matt_Pinner) profile picture𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫
@Matt_PinnerApr 9
Can you identify what wrong with this family?
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manuel@manwelllb_Jan 22
asking someone to repeat themselves and still not hearing a fucking word
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