@RyanAClarke

Campaigns, community, Chelsea FC, Washington Spirit. Presently the human for one (1) Scottish Terrier. Mostly here for your bad takes. It'll always be Twitter.

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Joined December 2008
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Marathon Vibes open.spotify.com/playlist/6y…
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dylan matthews 🔸@dylanmatt9h
One of the proudest DC traditions: ads micro-targeted at one procurement guy at the Pentagon
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star wars galactic racer is good because it understands that i don't want to be a jedi i want to hang out with weird little freaks who yell "ootini" before they die
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lol dawg he’s going to go for a ham sandwich
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@NFLDraftBites23h
You’d have to assume today was Brian Thomas Jr’s final game with the Jaguars. What’s the trade value? 2nd Round Pick?
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tfw @amandalitman hears people blame the EVIL DNC for all of what's wrong in the democratic party
lacy@clbrinisOct 18
goalies should be allowed to do this
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Lost in the rubble of 2007 memories is the fact that Matt Jones got benched for a few games, then at the end of the season and into the playoffs became a reliable weapon and role-player for the Jaguars offense. something to think about before we trade BTJ for a ham sandwich
Amp Wigg@ShopTalkingWiggOct 18
I keep saying it... I root for BTJ. But he can't be trusted until ke can be trusted. Makes easy catches incomplete while #11 makes hard catches look easy.
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If they put these at the Taco Bell thing across from Cap One center caps games are going to become A PROBLEM
Dexerto
@DexertoOct 17
Taco Bell is opening new cafes that will serve alcoholic versions of Mountain Dew Baja Blast The drinks will be available at its new Live Más Cafe in Las Vegas, with additional locations planned for California and Indiana
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“Comrade who the fuck is Json?!”
Adverse Selectee
@Versace_TraderOct 18
“Comrade what the fuck is Dividend_Futures_TRS_Hedge_v108.xlsx?”
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Jags secondary can’t hurt me anymore
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Hines-Allen for me
Kendra Middleton
@KendraMiddletonOct 18
If I said who would be on the trade block for me y’all would crucify me again
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Travis Hunter DEALING
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Our offense has been pretty good. They lapped us at halftime and that’s been the difference.
Brent Martineau
@BrentASJaxOct 18
Houston can do whatever they want - Jags don't have an answer.
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Defense is swinging for that ball trying to redeem themselves.
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Enter Travis Hunter
Ryan O'Halloran
@ryanohalloranOct 18
The Phasing Out of Brian Thomas Jr is well underway.
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lol meyers was wide open on the mesh route and Trevor said fuck it and ripped it into the window for Travis the force feeding will continue until morale improves
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Not sure what the jaguars do at the trade deadline tbh. When the defense isn’t creating turnovers, it’s pretty ass against the pass. A lot of money committed to the d line already, can we *really* afford more? is one safety/corner going to be a genuine difference maker?
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THATS a second round pick
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Jags need to throw a punch
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It’s a physical game, it’s an emotional game. Need a play to inject some stem cells into this team rn.
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Jags offensive line had their best week of practice in a while. Completely negating the Texans front.
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BULLSHIT
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