Uttoxeter, UK, Earth, Sol
Joined November 2008
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Why is @Tesco so utterly incompetent as a company these days? Temperature goes 5 degrees higher than normal, and they lose the ability to sell refrigerated and frozen products any more because they've bought cheap substandard fridges and freezers that can't handle it. – at Uttoxeter, England
Seriously @Vistaprint, who measures their body dimensions flat, edge to edge. Sigh, utterly useless sizing chart.
Well done @Adobe, top notch job your app developers are doing 🫣😏 – at Uttoxeter, England
What the actual hell @altontowers @Merlin_HR, 34 mins into the day and u can only manage to open 4 thrill rides for the day so far. This just isn't good enough. If u can't run the park properly and maintain its assets, then maybe u should sell to someone who can. @ThemeParkWW – at Uttoxeter, England
Does anybody know anyone at @instagram who could explain to me WHY my account's reach has been restricted? It says it's my profile, but it's innocent as anything. I've changed it a few times now and asked for a review, but it gets denied each time. – at Uttoxeter, England
Shocking operations at @altontowers again today. Queue management on smiler is atrocious, single rider line waiting ages despite the line up the stairs being empty, and only half the oblivion station working again. Do better. – at Alton, England
Ryan Spooner 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 retweeted
Great start to the morning with Team Xbox, where we talked about our commitment to the return of Xbox including Project Helix, the code name for our next generation console.
Project Helix will lead in performance and play your Xbox and PC games. Looking forward to chatting about this more with partners and studios at my first GDC next week!
@instagram Why is Instagram so utterly opaque when it comes to content reviews? They removed a post of me wearing a costume including hood, and a caption asking "what everyone thinks" for "sexual solicitation". WTF Insta? How am I soliciting sex with this? So frustrating. – at Stubwood, England
Can anybody from @instagram even explain WHY my content breaches the rules? Or is that it now, I don't even get told what is wrong with it. Absolute trash group of companies @Meta is. – at Stubwood, England
Hey @altontowers , what are the chances you've got one of the bright red nemesis hoodies in Large on park somewhere? Went to towers trading today, but they'd only got two XXL ones. If you've got any, could someone be a lovely and take some to towers trading today please? Thanks. – at Uttoxeter, England
Ryan Spooner 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 retweeted
“online check in is never a guarantee”. it’s 2026. BA’s c-suite needs to resign!!
Pleasure to meet you today @ThemeParkWW , even if I didn't realise who I was sat next to on wicker man for way longer than I should've 🤣. Hope you, Charlotte and George enjoy your day mate. – at Alton, England
Ryan Spooner 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 retweeted
$749,000,000,000
That could house every homeless person in America. Permanently. With change.
Erase all medial debt in the USA. With change.
Provide clean drinking water for the whole world.
End global poverty. For years.
Ensure every child worldwide has education.
Ryan Spooner 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 retweeted
Yesterday Elon joined my call for a global revolution over the Epstein files.
I responded to that with, “You’ll be included in my upcoming report to the Human Rights Council on Epstein files and complicity in Gaza genocide through Starlink and X.”
Elon flagged my account so that all my posts are sent directly to /dev/null.
Can you please do whatever you want to let him see this tweet as I am in X jail. Or better yet, make this tweet one of the most liked tweets ever. Send him the message that he can't manipulate us anymore.
Ryan Spooner 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 retweeted
When @grok was asked who spreads the most disinformation on @x - it's response was to name @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk
X have deleted the response, RT it here before they delete this one!
They find it humiliating! RT!
And to think @realDonaldTrump had the gall to think he deserved the a Nobel peace prize. Now committing blatant acts of hostility against America's closest allies because they wont just cede their territory to a insane bully. He's the biggest threat to world peace right now.
Ryan Spooner 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 retweeted
Allegedly Labour are the most hated govt. Right? So why did non of you hate Tories, when they lost £12B buying useless PPE during the pandemic? They partied the night before Prince Philip’s funeral and let the Queen sit alone. They broke our NHS, cut police numbers, let schools crumble, filled our water ways and beaches with literal SHIT. They cut council budgets into oblivion; in turn destroying our towns.
We no longer have same day GP appointments, or ambulances within minutes.
You say you want the old UK back!
We ALL do but it’s not Labour who destroyed the country, the right wing Tories did.
And you think an even further right wing party will fix things? You people are either ignorant or gullible! I’m not sure which is worse. Maybe stop blaming migrants, the poor, people on benefits… you know the people with zero power. Maybe you should be blaming the establishment.
Oh oopsie Reform claim they’re not the establishment.
YES THEY FUCKING ARE. IDIOTS.
Ryan Spooner 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 retweeted
"This Isn't #StarTrek"
Is something that I see getting thrown around.
But wouldn't this imply that Star Trek always has to be the same? Why can't ST be something different?
A new show like #Starfleet Academy does not take away what made TNG, DS9, VOY, etc the shows they are.
Ryan Spooner 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 retweeted
Elon is calling for government change in a democratic sovereign country instead of simply switching off Grok and X’s capability to create and publish sexualised images of children.
Let that sink in.
Ryan Spooner 🇺🇦🏳️🌈 retweeted
When @grok was asked who spreads the most disinformation on @x - it's response was to name @realDonaldTrump and @elonmusk
X have deleted the response, RT it here before they delete this one!
They find it humiliating! RT!
