My account My wife "borrows" it to tweet on fashion & royal stuff (why set up hers when she can use mine) but it's still my account in that marriage kind of way

Groundhog Day
Joined March 2009
if ever i was invited to a fancy shindig at the palace and a pool photographer was taking a picture this is what the picture of me would capture. my empathy knows no bounds for the woman caught shoving cake into her mouth at Buckingham Palace.
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I still don't want to talk about it #GoDawgs
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To steal a line from the late, great Lewis Grizzard, "I just don't want to talk about it." #GoDawgs
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Who exactly was Gunner throwing to? I mean on the Dawgs as he was clearly throwing to Auburn.
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This is invasion.
NOW - A rioter climbs onto the statue of Joan of Arc, a patron saint of France, at the Place des Pyramides in Paris.
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What profits a man if he beats Bama yet loses to Auburn #GoDawgs
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There is more tape on Byrum Brown than any other starting quarterback in college football. The fact this Georgia defense doesn’t seem to have watched any of it is a little disappointing.
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The "Visit Rwanda" jacket is a nice touch 🤢
🚨Milan, Italy 🇮🇹 Here they are, four idiots who probably don’t even have a single damn amino acid sequence of Italian DNA Setting Piazza del Duomo on fire tonight! Motives? Unknown ZERO TOLERANCE
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A defense! My kingdom for a defense!
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Absolute savages… The historic town hall in Limoges, France is gone. The steeple just collapsed.
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Where do they think they are? Portland, Oregon?
The rioters have built street barricades out of bricks near the city hall of Lyon in France 🇫🇷
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Cannot believe we let Awebern score
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La mairie de Limoges s’effondre… 🥹 Classé monument historique, le bâtiment existait depuis 150 ans (1876)
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The torching of the institutions.
La mairie de Limoges s’effondre… 🥹 Classé monument historique, le bâtiment existait depuis 150 ans (1876)
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Adam Buxton, Jon Ronson and @louistheroux have all been in my home and met my daughter. Yet they all think this man should be legally entitled to enter a female-only space with her.
Trans people are just perverts looking for validation
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HOW BOUT EM
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Beautiful day for some football
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Barber: So, what are we doing today, ma’am? JoCasta: Did you just assume my gender? Barber: I got you, fam.
JoCasta Zamarripa, the Democrat candidate for Wisconsin's Secretary of State: “My #1 priority is to see the Governor sign driver's licenses for [illegal aliens] into law.” You know what else you can do with a driver’s license? Get registered to vote. This is the Democrats’ entire plan.
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