Business men they drink my cum Plow-men plow my ass

They say that the ass is the window to the hole

Deeply unserious and gay name for a doorbell

Its cool that theres a color of rice for every major secretion of the penis/anus

Theres too many things. Every three letter acronym means like a disease a famous persons initials and 2 expressions from African American vernacular English. We need to reduce the number of things #toomanythings #lessthings

Ignoring whatever speculation is going on about this post, I’ve always just found that saying really annoying like sick people very much dream of normal people things, there’s a whole foundation whose guiding principle is that sick children still dream about stupid shit

The Canadian accent is similar enough to the American accent that sometimes someone has to say a lotta stuff before u figure out there Canadian, leading to a fun & unique “Canadian jump scare” effect in porn

(Vouching for a friend) hes a cool guy, loves to stroke, loves to jack

Why is it always take someones “hand” in marriage? There should be more focus on the dick, pussy and butt

Why is the main floor always Jewish??? 🤔🤔

I’m taking a Spanish class for fun at the community college and some of these people are struggling with cognates that u would not believe. “What does ‘irresponsable’ mean” it means u r playing the game of life at a serious disadvantage!

Giving like half of them a lazy eye is a beautiful touch. I wonder if Pit Bull has a lazy eye under those shades

Lot to hate about this stupid fucking poem but the worst part for me is that it kinda reads like Friday I’m In Love

Love that song black hole Sun. Love when he starts sayin stuff thats from the itsy bitsy spider

(Weird Sisters making a potion) The eye of a newt ✅ The pee of a slut ❌ dude that said slurpee

Im the typa chill laid back mf that doesnt even care that much if I put a slurpee straw in my soda like it isn’t even bothering me that much I’m totally fine fr 😤

Like a penis, rising from the asses,