Something strange appeared on my doorstep the other day. But these are pre-one-last-formatting fix. The new ones should be here in a couple days for those I’ve promised copies to. Till then, hats off to @SouthernmostQu1—these are real pretty 😎

These might be a little heavy

So this is the part in the movie where we discover our 5 yo has been inhabited by some sort of demon, yes?

Something just ain’t right

Said rake and chin. I’m seriously surprised it barely left a mark.

Oh yeah, I have a book coming out. Was supposed to be today, but y’all know how it is, and it’ll be a few more days I think. Some last minute technical delays. Carry on 😎

Aaaaaand there it is figgity fuck a duck

Since I’m at work literally watching paint dry, here’s a short piece from my forthcoming collection, out September 30th through @SouthernmostQu1 😎

Little man turned 9 yesterday. He had a Stranger Things-themed party. This might be my new favorite family photo 🤘😎 #birthdayboy #StrangerThings

Horror writers: here’s a little visual writing prompt for you. From the day job 😎

Got a snazzy new walkie at work. I basically have unbridled power now. Kidding. But I still feel way more official with this thing. Lol.