Misprogrammed Russian bot operating out of Siberia who joined the #Resistance... That, or I'm not really a bot at all. Or Russian, even.

Alderon. AKA the liberal bastion of Mass…
Joined April 2018
@mysteryzister #follow it’s me
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Attn: @RealPrzDennison @palmtreejutsu @dd_winn @savagexrebel @xjulyatv Won't you please follow my new twitter creation? @MysteryZister? (Mystery Zister == Mister Resister if you say it out loud... I was too creative!)
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My new persona is worth following, just saying! :)
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So, the narrative they’re going with is “Russia went all out in their attacks against the Democrats to help @realDonaldTrump win the presidency, and we don’t care why?”
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But I did say, either here or elsewhere, not to pin all hopes on mueller. He could recommend actions, but not force anything. And then @gop has been clear from the get go that they were disinterested in any of this.
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Bottom line: #mueller was a fun story to follow, he never was our savior though. Our savior is ourselves, at the #ballot box. We took back the House in 2018. Let’s keep up the fight and push the #bluewave through the senate and @whitehouse in 2020
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I don’t expect many of you to spot this on this exciting (yay #MuellerReport!!!!) day, but I have started a new profile, and hope you join me there. @Mysteryzister. Get it? Or was I too creative for my own good? 😂 xitter.cf/mysteryzister #fbr #Resisters #Resist #Resistance
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ATTENTION DEAR FOLLOWERS: I chose my original handle on a whim, didn't even think I would stick around that long. But I HAVE. And I've created a new profile (which still needs work done on it)... Please follow me again, I'm MysteryZister xitter.cf/mysteryzister
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#Mueller has submitted to report to the Attorney General... And now we wait. Will @realDonaldTrump really approve its full release to all of us???? go.cnn.com/?stream=cnn
I feel like I look like I’m shopping for the apocalypse right now.
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cnn.com/2019/03/21/politics/… considering @realDonaldTrump made the use of non-governmental emails the biggest issue of his campaign, I'm certain he will tell AG Barr to investigate these allegations about his advisors and deal with them properly. Or wait. #nepotism.
I want to change my twitter handle, but I don't want you all to forget who I am... Suggestions? :)
It's only been three months since #JohnKelly left the @Whitehouse, but what a three months its been, hasn't it? I bet the guy is sitting on the beach somewhere, drinking margaritas and phoning his friends say "see?!?! This is what I was dealing with!"
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Apparently, a corrupt and ethically-impaired congressman from California who threw away any credibility he had months ago is threatening to sue people for mocking him on twitter? Can @DevinNunes look into this and tell his colleague to read the #Constitution?
Devin Nunes is threatening to sue more people who mock him on Twitter dailydot.com/layer8/devin-nu…
It takes a real man to punch a guy when he’s down. It takes a @realDonaldTrump to attack a man who is deceased and can’t offer any defense. And it takes a party with no shred of decency at all to stay silent on these attack’s against their friend and former colleague. Pity.
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I think I need to go buy some @Charmin as thanks for their sponsorship of the #RonBurgandy podcast. Seriously. When you need a break from politics and just want to laugh...
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From the @McCainInstitute: John McCain was a principal sponsor of legislation to sanction human rights abusers, known as the #MagnitskyAct, in remembrance of U.S. businessman Bill Browder’s attorney who was killed in a Russian jail. Now we know why @realDonaldTrump hates him so
It took 1 mass shooting for New Zealand to take steps to prevent it from ever happening again. Here, our politicians simply pray to a God that says “what are you praying to me for, you already know what to do”.
This is what happens when you watch @Narcos, @BreakingBad and #Documentaries on @Netflix.