Hey @GallagherUK is your Belfast church insurance number permanently unmanned?? Have tried 3 times today, no reply, no queue management, just the same musak over & over. I'm guessing you don't want the business... 🤦👎
Hey @Stansted_Exp why are you selling tickets for 18th October when you know there are no direct services that day? Going by train that day is a 2 hour multi-stop marathon instead of a 45 min direct run. You take people's money & don't tell them this?? I want a refund!! 🤦👎🤬
Hey @easyJet first you cancel my flight at a few hours notice then your self-service refunds portal is unavailable?? Are customers just a nuisance now?? 🤬👎
Hey @UlsterHospital my 85 year-old father-in-law was taken to you by ambulance at 16:30. He's still in the ambulance 4 hrs later & has been told he'll have to transfer to 2 more ambulances b4 he's seen. It'd be unfair to call this 3rd world; no 3rd world country would do this! 🤬
Hey @talktoBOI why does it take an age to get simple changes made to a signatory list for a business account?? We've completed the 10-page exam paper & had our IDs validated in the local branch, but no progress! Awful service, why would any business use you??! 👎🤦
Hey @TPExpressTrains I bought 2 upgrades to 1st class from Lancaster to Manchester airport; no food or drink available?? Pretty crappy service, how do I get a refund? 🤬👎
How weird would it be if the USA played England in the World Cup final exactly 250 years after the 2 countries fought a war which created the modern United States? Possible? 🤔🇬🇧🇺🇲
Hey @northernassist why is your swap site such a joke? I've never been able to swap a train on any occasion where I've tried - it's a bad joke 🤦👎👋
Hey @AskNationwide my card gets blocked due to a suspicious transaction & a replacement is sent. The replacement arrives today along with a separate letter telling me the new one is blocked now too for same reason. What the hell are you doing? 🤬🤦♂️👎
Waze is hopeless! waze.uservoice.com/forums/59…
Hey @manairport yet again plane arrived at 10:31 and it's now 11:00 and still haven't reached the terminal. Land, then taxi for 10 mins, then into terminal, out back door, wait for bus, bus stops randomly on way. Took longer than the flight ffs! My God you people are awful 🤡🤦♂️🖕
Hey @manairport 1 Security line open in T2 on Easter weekend?! Useless bastards, worst airport in the UK by far 🤡🖕
Hey @megynkelly have a read at this, it may be unfamiliar as it's properly sourced journalism & so may be unfamiliar xitter.cf/i/status/2029433328336… but try 🤡🤐
hey @northernassist your useless train swap site needs work! I booked a ticket from Ulverston to Liverpool Lime St changing at Preston and travelled no problem. On way back I wanted to swap my 16:15 train to the 18:15 train your useless site said my destination couldnt be found🤬
Thanks @easyJet Belfast - Manchester flight over an hour late again, and 15 mins taxiing when we landed. No doubt my train connection is gone as well. What an absolute shower you are 👎🖕🤬
Hey @easyJet Belfast--Manchester flight 70mins late AGAIN, took 20 mins on stupid bus from aircraft to terminal AGAIN, missed train connection AGAIN. You clowns make Ryanair look good! Never again. You should change your name to TurdAir maybe. What a shower 👎🖕
Hey @VodafoneUK why is your Broadband app so utterly useless? Got my router 3 days ago & working fine but this godawful piece of crap app continually tells me my account (I don't have one yet!) is locked, try again in 30 mins. Are your apps written by 1st year tech students? 🤬🖕
Hey @Ryanair why does your algorithm deliberately seat people who haven't paid your exorbitant seat charges as far apart as possible? Currently on half full flight, no-one in either seat beside me or in aisle next to me. I'm row 6, wife is in row 22! Squalid money grabbers👎🖕
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