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If you thought the Great Recession was bad, imagine a Great Recession but this time the government promises you that it's not actually happening.
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It is easy to criticize. Because it was as stupid then as it is now.
JD Vance: "I see what Abdul El-Sayed says about the war in Iran. I see him criticizing decisions the president has made, the military has made. But fundamentally we are where we are. In my view, I'd like to know what's Abdul El-Sayed's solution for the problem we have right now? It's easy to criticize something that happened 7 months ago."
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Loki (2021)
I can't wait for the Stathams' multiverse. Where all the characters he's played come together to fight a multiverse-level threat. A threat that is also... Jason Statham.
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MANY ARE SAYING
I simply hate Tarik Skubal bc u know his vibes are rank. What kind of a petty bitch takes the espresso machine out of a clubhouse. Girl, just buy a fucking new one.
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Wait WHAT
Steven Soderbergh is set to direct the remainder of ‘THE BATMAN: PART 2’. Him and Reeves will work together and remain in communication until filming has ended, with Reeves taking over post-production duties when ready. (Source: Deadline)
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Russell Crock retweeted
The fact that we went from "Wikipedia is not a legitimate source of information" in school to "Just ask AI / ChatGPT to get it done" is actually really insulting to me frankly
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Please ask to stay with me. I️ may not be able to accommodate but I’m damn sure gonna try.
everyone wants a village until it’s time to become the villager, host your friends, go to their birthday parties even if you’re tired, SHOW UP FOR THEM!
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And Mike Rogers cares more about West Palm Beach.
New Democrats for Mike Rogers ad torches Abdul El-Sayed: “Abdul cares more about the West Bank than West Detroit”
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Fork found in kitchen.
Judge Reyes says she is "furious" at the DOJ for not immediately notifying plaintiffs and the court the MOMENT they found out what the NPS was going to do. DOJ's attorney responds with "we did our best" and Reyes shouts: "You did not do your best. You did your absolute worst."
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ASH’S charizard was uncoachable. Initially.
Nobody is talking about the fact that Snorlax and Charizard are both completely uncoachable. You👏can’t👏just👏bet👏on👏traits👏
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Russell Crock retweeted
no amount of money is "fuck you" money if you never have the guts to say it
Literal billionaires embarrassing themselves by going along with a hideously unpopular president’s effort to remake Artificial Intelligence is a valuable reminder that you can’t put a price on dignity and self-respect.
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Oh damn (x3)
i’ve seen enough i’m ready to call it sterling k brown’s appearance on brooklyn nine-nine is the greatest one-episode guest performance on any sitcom ever
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I️ miss this by a week are you fucking kidding me
Hundreds of dachshunds strutted their tiny legs down the iconic Champs-Elysees, delighting onlookers as the 'Sausage Walk' celebrated its 2026 edition with colorful costumes, wagging tails, and French flair
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Congressman David Valadao is a problem solver who delivers commonsense results for #CA22 from lower taxes to water infrastructure. His EXTREME opponent is backed by radicals because he will raise taxes and ban oil & gas which will raise your costs. Vote @dgvaladao!
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If you are posting Slow Horses screengrabs the day an episode drops on the middle of the work day, please reconsider what type of person you are.
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They’re calling it the American Slow Horses.
Reacher getting renewed for Season 6 while Season 5 is still in production is insane Amazon found a formula where a 240-pound guy walks into a small town, punches four corrupt guys in a diner, refuses to elaborate, and gets back on a Greyhound bus and they are going to run that exact plot until the sun explodes
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The greed they talk about in the bible
this is not a drill I have opened a triple stack brown sugar CINNAMON POP TART
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Best friends should be able to apply to jobs together and get hired as a set
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bringing a pot of chili to a job interview
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“Stop giving bald roles to follicularly robust people” challenge: impossible
It pains me to remember he’s going to be bald soon. He has such great hair.
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