@RussellClarkNZ

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 Te Whanganui-a-Tara|Wellington
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FML.
Russell Clark@RussellClarkNZ17 Jun 2025
Turns out my magnetic pop socket feels super attached to this hotel side table. I cannot for the life of me get it off, that it broke in half 🥲
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The roof in the hotel room is leaking into my suitcase.
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Who does laundry on day 3 of their trip cause everything is wet with roof juice 🙋‍♂️
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Why am I being warned about sheep graziers in East Brunswick?
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Time to be a vampire
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Straight to St. Kilda for an Irish-Chinese.
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Tell em he’s dreaming. Sorry but near 4k+ for a flip phone. You can FO.
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100% staying in a haunted hotel tonight.
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Summoning the sprits
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Time to hit up the Yarra.
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Greetings from the Tasman Sea.
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I’m just a victim of the in-flight wifi
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In the restructuring they’re now calling our team ‘Penetrate’ Childish me can not! 😏
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Wtf is with the Bieber AI slop?
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Just got my easy vote card landing in my inbox today.
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I however do not appreciate Gmail labeling it "Promotions" Elecy Comm should get the royal treatment and go straight to main.
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Just made dumpling noodle soup with some kimchi ramen. 🧑‍🍳
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Well there’s the hail. Guess that summer teaser is cut short.
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Lew@LewSOSOct 14
The govt has tried nothing to fix the hospital system And now they're all out of ideas stuff.co.nz/politics/3610457… stuff.co.nz/nz-news/36104672…
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Hipkins felt more relatable with DIY quiz. Luxon does not know the words to his favourite song 9 to 5. #NZPol
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