Magician & pickpocket but not the annoying wanker kind. https://xitter.cf/t.co/RzYdtjqxGJ

Joined June 2010
You’ve probably been muted.
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Called it.
Replying to @SkyNewsBreak
You’re going to have to update that profile pic when the United Kingdom breaks apart. Oh the irony of the union flag bearers.
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Cheers guys, that shat me up so much I dropped my Zippo whilst walking the dog & now the field is like a scene from Backdraft 👍🏼 #WildFire #UKgovernment #severealert #alert #iphonealert #govwarning #government #warning
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Checkmate, Nige.
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“Kate Bush there, the lovely Kate Bush. With The Man With The Child In His Eyes. Which brings us very neatly to my next guest. Mr Stephen Brai, who’s father invented Cats Eyes. Stephen, what was it like …. being the son of the man who invented Cats Eyes?” @ThePartridgePod
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Farage, with a very different accent, explaining how to exploit and profit from the very same system that he claimed to rail against. Including using one’s wife to account for financial irregularities. Well, it apparently works when trying to explain away house purchases, eh?
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Thick racist bellends frothing at the cock here at #Leipzig car attack completely oblivious that he was pink & tattooed just like them.
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The craziest part about them calling this a Holy War is that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein
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Remember that I predicted a long time ago that President Obama will attack Iran because of his inability to negotiate properly-not skilled!
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DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
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The #NobelPeacePrize medal. It measures 6.6 cm in diameter, weighs 196 grams and is struck in gold. On its face, a portrait of Alfred Nobel and on its reverse, three naked men holding around each other’s shoulders as a sign of brotherhood. A design unchanged for 120 years. Did you know that some Nobel Peace Prize medals have been passed on after the award was given? A well‑known case is Dmitry Muratov’s medal, which was auctioned for over USD 100 million to support refugees from the war in Ukraine. And the medal displayed at the Nobel Peace Center is actually on loan and originally belonged to Christian Lous Lange, Norway’s first Peace Prize laureate. But one truth remains. As the Norwegian Nobel Committee states: “Once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time.” A medal can change owners, but the title of a Nobel Peace Prize laureate cannot.
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Russ Appleby retweeted
🚨"This is nuts! What the f*ck is going on, this is insane! ICE is just trying to scare people; they tell you it's only immigrants—it's f*cking anybody!" -furious Minneapolis resident tells our @ZDRoberts after ICE shot a man in the leg tonight. LIVE NOW ⬇️
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At least he’s won the Massive Bell Pedo Prize #NobelPrize #NobelPeacePrize
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#FarageBoats These are Farage boats.
“I would gently point out to Nigel Farage that before we left the EU we had a returns agreement with every country in the EU. He told the country it would make no difference if we left. He was wrong about that. These are Farage boats in many senses coming across the channel” 👏
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This is Craig Erwich, the President of ABC Entertainment. He has the power to put Jimmy Kimmel back on air. RETWEET to demand @ABC reinstate Jimmy Kimmel!
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The 4 people who did this 'Led by Donkeys' were arrested for this as 'malicious communications' But it is just facts.
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The British establishment have all ready covered this new Banksy up. Can we get it Retweeted 10,000 times to show that they can never cover up their complicity in war crimes?? Protect the right to protest! RT!
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Wonder if this will get the same coverage as Angela Rayner's stamp duty...
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A reminder from a remainer that if the 52% had voted with their brain instead of their hate we’d still have the EU ‘returns agreement’ & channel crossings wouldn’t be a thing. And the grift continues. #FarageRiots #NigelFarage #Farage #stoptheboats
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