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21 years ago my mom watched from our drive way as a drunk driver slapped into the rear end of my dads pickup who was at almost a complete stop. My dad was touch and go as he laid out on the pavement holding my moms hand. My grandpa who was one of the EMTs that responded to the...
until you have seen another human hemorrhage so badly what blood they do have looks like cool-aid, i don’t want to hear shit about “how nice it is to only work 3 days a week” as a nurse.
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The worst part of caring for an animal is deciding when to pick their last day because they deserve better than the course of nature. Thanks for 23 years of being as honest as the day was long. You sure left a big red hole in our hearts 💛
hot politicians are SO BACK. Maybe not in Nebraska but other states understood the assignment.
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And she is that girl 👑
Led best hit % average in B1G + 2nd nationally ✅
Season high 58 assists vs. Mich ✅
Guided 5 players to double digit kills ✅
Bergie is your @B1Gvolleyball Setter of the Week!
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I lost count of how many babies we delivered this week, but it’s in the neighborhood of a lot. With that being said, I BEG that when these first snow storms hit y’all do some puzzles or read a book. 😭😭😭 we are so tired
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“I am a horse trainer 🤠”
In reality it’s just him ripping the the bottom jaw off an animal and severely under feeding it.
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When JB tells people what I do for work he says “she works in the calving barn”. I am an labor and delivery nurse 💀🤣
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“Darryl I don’t think you can that drink out here?”
What are they going to do, arrest me? It would be a dream to go somewhere a take a nap right now. Hell I would probably fall asleep in the cop car on the way to the station.
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tomorrow my alarm will go off at 3am for work but a new Dexter & the Moonrocks album will be out
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“It’s just a long string of very bad luck. And I don’t know what kind of carnage i inflicted in a past life to deserve it. I must have been Dracula or a spin instructor.”
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