I want this Halloween to be about family... and violence...and about as much sex as we can get away with.

Joined June 2010
Replying to @NoahPasternak
Mfw I get compromised to a temporary end
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The French going from roasting Japanese people about being pedos to roasting Americans about 9/11
Les américains quand ils voient des avions atterrir sur des pistes d'atterrissage et pas dans des gratte-ciel
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“Why isn’t there a book where the loser girl gets the hot guy?” Motherfucker that’s called BOOKTOK!!
My dear personal friend natasha romanoff was also a victim of this trope
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Doesn’t work when this joke dropped the same day the towers did
L'américain quand tu prends ses 2 tours aux échecs
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How quickly we forget the ancient texts
the hitler clip can’t be the only thing venture bros is known for. please.
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they’re doing mike myers cat in the hat revisionism
This movie’s jokes sometimes are so fucking stupid they loop back around to being genius “Yes but not THIS Philippines” has stupid amounts of comedic potential
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amazing that all these years later, twitter is still just this
How we looking? Any additions?
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This one bit summarizes the entire plot of Whalefall
austin looks so nervous here 😭
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