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oh yeah. twitter.

so this dyslexic guy walks into a bra..

quote of the day: "sorry, i just launched a huge uterus across the floor." -the vet.

Vote For Igor in the @HumaneSociety's Spay Day Pet Photo Contest! #spayday http://bit.ly/aqcx7i

craigslist peeve of the day: "cappuchino bedroom set." not only misspelled, but they meant "espresso."

time to make the donuts.

my cats play fetch better than most dogs. i love it.

i want to see jesus and santa fight each other.

the power of pizza compels me.

harriet tubman was a narcoleptic.

having an ingrown toenail makes me feel like a nerd.

i have been awarded time to sleep through one midnight feeding for the babies and i am spending it wide awake. arghgrhggaggraeghraaghh.

he pizza the ninja turtles ate was always so melty and delicious-looking. i want summa that.

just discovered peopleofwalmart.com. *shudder*

finally got a full night's sleep compiled of random, 10 minute increments. only took 21 hours of staying in bed.

i'm gonna eat the shit outta this yogurt and then sleep like a punch in the face.

just changed outfits 3 times while waiting on boyfriend to go see his parents whom i've met a zillion times. i still get nervous.

i lose sleep over losing sleep.

i used to like this boy in college. his latest girlfriend just spelled career as "carrere."