Run Fast Travel Slow

When class runs late on Zoom, but you have Thai food takeout waiting for you in the other room.

2021 flex: doing my evening skincare routine at 5pm.

Me, explaining @BachelorABC: His name is Pilot Pete. He flies planes. @thebikah: Oh, what kind of plane does he fly? 737s? Me:

Just finished @jackryanamazon season 2 episode 6. I. Am. Stressed.

When I told the @Apple Genius Bar about “landlines”:

The line in Starbucks when Getting Jiggy Wit It comes on the playlist:

When shuffle is on point.

When you’re clipped into the bike trainer and you drop your water bottle.

Stoked I finished my last workout before vacation, even though I will have vacation workouts, but it’s different because it’s vacation.

Every time my phone goes from 20% to 2% in one minute.

On the day before Thanksgiving break, there is nothing subtle about my chair dancing in the office 🎧

Wears: winter coat, hat, gloves, scarf. Orders: iced coffee.

RIP @sperry topsiders, 2005-2018.

Eovaldi is a treasure, Nunez is a hero, and I am tired. Sox, better luck in the next one. #WorldSeries18