Ask me if you want to get started #BROXT #UMBROS

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"It is said that if you confront the Black Lodge with imperfect courage, it will utterly annihilate your soul."
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#BROSR GAMERS! IF YOUUU CAN BELIEVE IT: THE #DND MULTIVERSE IS OPEN. EVERY STARTING TOWN IN ALL CAMPAIGN WORLDS NOW HAVE BLACK LODGE CURTAINS THAT TAKE U2 ANOTHER CAMPAIGN WORLD. LEVEL 8 OR BELOW ONLY. THE BIG DOGS WILL NEED TO SPEAK WITH THE MAN FROM ANOTHER PLACE TO USE THEM!
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Victory feels like an ever expanding Rolodex of friends Losing feels like an ever growing list of enemies (Apologies to the Warhammer Dwarves)
James Lindsay only comes across my feed when he’s burning more bridges and making his friend cohort smaller and enemy cohort larger. No sense of self preservation.
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I have lost track of the number of well-meaning moots that have implored me to charge something, anything, reasoning that doing so will increase exposure and adoption. But Tiny d10 isn't a product, and my marketing strategy of abandonment to Divine Providence remains sufficient.
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I don't even allow for boring downtime actions at this point. If you want to do something if had better result in some level of play.
For anyone who is new to the Braunstein mode of play, the most important thing to keep in mind is that you CANNOT be boring. You will NOT get the intended experience by “using the game mechanics just right” to thwart your foes. Braunstein is about convergence, you see.
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Went to yoga class to find a gf like that guy said and they pulled my arms off and beat me to death with them. And they laughed.
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The scaling here is so useful.
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This is an absolutely INSANE encounter. Cain and Cointhrall stood against Moriva in UMBROS. Moriva paralyzed Cointhrall. Cain then used GATE to summon ODIN who brought forth a fire elemental, his Hawks, his Wolves. Fear caused most of the troops to flee. And much more.
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TLDR: Patreon is live, Link in next post and in bio. Hey guys, I've had (without exaggeration) hundreds of different requests from kind souls for ways to support the Malfoid Saga financially. Legally, I can't accept money for the fanfic itself. Nor would I wish to profit on Rowling's IP without permission. However, due to incredible demand for a donation link or something of that nature. I've started a Patreon to support my ability to deliver Kino to you. The Malfoid Saga will always be FREE, PUBLIC, and AVAILABLE TO ALL. I will not withhold access or give early access, bonuses, or anything like that. This Patreon is just going to be there for kind and willing souls to donate. And the more people donate the more time I will be able to justify doing this as opposed to my regular job to support my family. The payment is fixed at £5 a month. And please only subscribe if you can afford to. You need food and bills paid more than you need my ability to write fanfiction. It'd be a massive favor to me if a handful of people could come on board just for one payment so I can show other members of my family that I'm not "wasting time" on "silly fanfiction". Not that anyone has said that. 🤫
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FERIGNO IS DEAD DAED SI ONGIREF
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And I am DONE with Book 1 of the Malfoid Saga. Read the last chapter on AO3. The full book will be available on my Google drive in DocX, PDF, and Epub forms shortly. For now. Enjoy the last chapter. Some very interesting things happen here. #Malfoid archiveofourown.org/works/93…
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Replying to @RumpDM
I have the best moots
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call me cynical but i don't think an actual polyamorous bigamist can truly "get" Malfoid
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Replying to @cruciformorder
All of them.
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The Order of the Cruciform Sword is seeking new players. If you want to experience a living AD&D campaign with a group of really great guys who are passionate about the greatest fantasy role playing game, reach out!
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Just to reassure you guys I WILL finish my Malfoid Saga. There may be a drop off of interest, the trend will end, people may even end up writing better fics than me, but I've had HP fanfiction in my blood for 20 plus years and Christ himself is pushing me to write all 7 books
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When I finish Book 1 of the Malfoid Saga I will offer a free professionally prose formated DocX and Epub format version. I'm not happy with AO3 when it comes to professional prose formatting. I want you to feel like you're reading a proper novel. Not just fanfic.
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#Malfoid has proven to me the chuds can absolutely storm and conquer the beaches of Romantasy. I am assembling an army. We will buckbreak the wine aunts, cat ladies, and baby witches. Romantasy will be repurposed to serve the chuds and it will be a golden age of literature.
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On Compleat DM today: The Return of Jeffro Johnson Big thank you to both Jeffro and to @Bdubs1776 who helped tremendously to make this article possible. thecompleatdm.substack.com/p…
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Ante D. Luvian
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