Christian | Uncle | Gooner | Proud African Ugandan

Kampala, Uganda
Joined May 2011
May Israel collapse within our lifetimes.
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never forget this from Napoleon
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BrightJajja retweeted
You guys are seriously pressing the hope sellers with no fear, endiga zifuuse mpologoma. Hallelujah 😂😂😂
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I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically, yes. But not really.
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Comedian akoze atya ? 😂😂😂 #BakozeBatya
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Love this. ❤️
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Vincent Banange Jr. 🤝 Robert Kayanja Jr. My dad this My dad that If it wasn’t for my dad My dad My dad
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I still genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.
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Replying to @mtnug
@mtnug Banange the bikes have arrived. The winners have started to receive. Digida more & WIN. Download your caller tunes now 👈
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Busia, today is the day. We’re in Busia to meet our second lucky winner in the #DigidaMoreAndWin promo, with a live performance from @AcidicVokoz Dial *170*12# for a chance to win 1 of 20 boda bodas or UGX 42M with #MTNCallerTunez.
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Getting the loan is the first step. Paying it back on time is how you earn a bigger one.
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Congratulations to the lucky African country who will be announced today as the winner!
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Breaking News: A sitting president of an African country just passed away in a hospital abroad but it’s being kept as a secret.
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Replying to @mtnug
@mtnug gives away the first motorcycle in the ongoing Digida More & Win with MTNcallerTunez campaign today. 20 Boda bodas and 42M UGX ready for grabs, Simply dial *170*12# and subricbe and stand a chance to be a winner #MTNDigidamoreandwin #MTNuganda
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My sister is such a good rage-baiter. She'll sit next to my dad while he's watching football, and then she'll ask things like "So, what happens if a referee scores a goal?"
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The patient?
Neurosurgeons Vs Ortho Surgeons Who owns the spine?
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Nigga asking a lot of fatherless questions
Why is A$AP Rocky always the one doing all the carrying at all times? 😢🤔
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Purple is known as a ‘royal' color because it was the hardest dye to extract—it came from sea snails, so only the royalty could afford it.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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