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R.

@Rudiiger

Closet football fan.

 London, England
Joined June 2016
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5 years and 2 months ago btw - for reference there is only 3 premier league teams with a longer winless drought away at these stadiums (Ipswich Hull and Coventry lmao)
Sumeet (@flameosumeet) profile pictureSumeet
@flameosumeetOct 29
Btw, Chelsea’s record against Arsenal, Liverpool, City, and United since our 2-0 win at the Emirates in 2021 4 wins, 16 draws, and 30 losses 🙃🙃🙃
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Stamford bridge included in this list - still not entirely sure of the reason of Chelsea’s existence
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Awfully embarrassing behaving like this over a football match by the way
Skull Thuggery (@SkullThuggeryYT) profile pictureSkull Thuggery
@SkullThuggeryYTOct 24
Tobs gets so gassed by the goal he forgets Matisse is there, then catches sight of him and just instantaneously starts violating 😭😭😭
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Idc how miserable he made me bring him back
Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomanoOct 5
🚨 Antonio Conte on his future: “There are many clubs that have somewhat lost sight of their history…”. “I’d like to go to one of these clubs to dust off that history and make it shine once more”, told @TheAthleticFC.
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Superb👍
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EdgeScout (@EdgeScoutBets) profile pictureEdgeScout@EdgeScoutBetsSep 22
Presenting Six Degrees of Jim Leighton - the browser game. Daily puzzle, get from Player A to Player B connecting them with club teammates. 6dojl.co.uk
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GK: 20/21 Mendy CB: Rudiger 21/22 CB: David Luiz 16/17 CB: James 25/26 RB: ?????? 22/23 CM: Kante 18/19 CM: Caicedo 24/25 LB: Emerson 19/20 RW: Palmer 23/24 ST: Joao Pedro 26/27 LW: Hazard 17/18
Tom (@TomL1ttlev2) profile pictureTom@TomL1ttlev2Sep 22
Saw this on TikTok and thought I’d give it a go What’s the best Liverpool team you can make, but the caveat is it’s one player per season for the last 11 seasons (16/17 - 26/27)
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We stink this is impossible
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Gooooood session today
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Adam Hurrey (@FootballCliches) profile pictureAdam Hurrey
@FootballClichesSep 16
A new game. A new obsession. A new way to waste 11 minutes in the office toilet cubicles at 4.27pm. games.footballcliches.com
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Who cares it’s only football at the end of the day - I’ve been a neutral football fan for 10 days now and I’ve never felt more free
Dan Boogs (@dankoogs) profile pictureDan Boogs@dankoogsSep 15
Switching teams is one of the lowest things you can do as a man. If you can change a football team you’re capable of snaking anything and anyone I swear down.
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Idk this pisses me off why the fuck are they so happy
SB (@ShowBoat00) profile pictureSB@ShowBoat00Sep 9
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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They’re taking the fucking piss😂😂😂 yeah it should’ve been a penalty but the timing of this is comical - damage control for being shit at their jobs (almost exclusively for Arsenal matches)
Sky Sports News (@SkySportsNews) profile pictureSky Sports News
@SkySportsNewsSep 9
BREAKING: The Premier League's Key Match Incident Panel has concluded that there was one missed VAR intervention at Villa Park. They believed Arsenal should've been awarded a penalty for Ian Maatsen's challenge on Bruno Guimarães 🚨
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Shameful and disgraceful. “Gave that a right good crack” FC once again, this club is fucking dead to me and I’m never celebrating a goal from these lot again
Pys (@CFCPys) profile picturePys
@CFCPysSep 6
🚨 Gary Neville: “How close are Chelsea? Well they gave that a right good crack, Alonso will be proud of that” (@SkySportsPL)
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Hopium till it all comes crashing down when “Gusto” starts again
Pys (@CFCPys) profile picturePys
@CFCPysSep 3
🚨 Chelsea fans want to know if Moises Caicedo is fit, but Xabi Alonso does not want you to know, because if you know, then Mikel Arteta and Arsenal know. Sources suggest they have noticed an increase in secrecy compared to previous managers. (@kierangill_DM)
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Rest easy king, I’ll follow you wherever you go💔
Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) profile pictureChelsea FC
@ChelseaFCAug 28
Nicolas Jackson has completed a permanent transfer from Chelsea to Aston Villa.  We thank Nico for his efforts during his time at the club and wish him well for the future.
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This might be our most important signing since Mendy ngl
All About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷 (@AlbicelesteTalk) profile pictureAll About Argentina 🛎🇦🇷
@AlbicelesteTalkAug 28
(🌕) Emi Martínez has signed his contract with Chelsea. @gastonedul 🚨✍️🔵
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Laughable United thought two immobile fatties at holding midfield would solve their midfield issues
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Think this is final (regular last place in mini leagues)
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This whole Neto thing is actually quite annoying because for the first time with us he can actually be useful as a good wingback
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1.25x your weight in protein is such a gimmick how am I achieving 237g of protein a day
☔️🫧☔️ (@Sp1thfc) profile picture☔️🫧☔️
@Sp1thfcAug 11
It’s not hard to lose weight at all 1.25 x your weight in protein 10k steps 12 incline 3.5 speed for 30 min or stairmaster No sugar Eat at a calorie deficit Have an upper lower split 5 days a week Lift to failure every single set Do that consistently and you’ll drop weight
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3x high protein meals a day with no snacks unless you’re going gym then a quick high carb high protein snack prior👍
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