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I'm a Red Mini Dachshund. I am a German beauty. I was born on May 24, 2011 on a farm & now I'm a big city girl! Check out my song made by @rangerrizzle

South Loop, Chicago
Joined July 2011
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My mom is playing with @RubyTheMini today while I’m playing with @CharlieTheMini
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Mum says that she can hardly stand it 🐾💖@RubyTheMini
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Well @RubyTheMini is enjoying my white bone this Christmas Eve... Not sure how I feel about that 🤔
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I didn’t do nothin’...@RubyTheMini
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I'm a little Dachshund Short and stout This collar is my handle And here is my vicious badger-killing snout. GRRRRRRRRRRR
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🐾 @RubyTheMini is spending time at my pad. I’m showing her where the 🐿’s hang out 🐾
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One goes left & one goes right 👅@EvaThePuggle
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😂😂😂😂😂
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DOG TIMES magazine called and wanted me on the cover as Dog (Canine) of the Year but I said no. I told them to get lost. Losers.
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I don't like how the fake news media keeps coming after my puppies. They're losers, all of them. (The media, not my pups!)
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You better tell me quick because they're all getting licked..! 😛 #NationalHotDogDay
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I've yet to rate a Venezuelan Hover Wiener. This is such an honor. 14/10 paw-inspiring af (IG: roxy.thedoxy)
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I'd rather have dachshund legs than be a dried up husk of hate. You obviously have never met a doxie - smart, sassy and built for action. xitter.cf/AnnCoulter/status/8866…
Hey @Delta, if it was so important for the dachshund-legged woman to take my seat, she should have BOOKED THE SEAT IN ADVANCE. Like I did.
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Tuesday night piano practice. A duet tonight....!! 🎹👌🎹👌🎹 @Fonz_
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For the record, I love the environment. I love grass. I love to roll in it. I love to smell it. I love to poop in it. I love nature!
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This fan of mine is going through a ruff time. Can you lend a paw? gofundme.com/thorins-recover…
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Ted Chewz' idea for funding my HUGE wall (the massive invisible fence) to keep illegal Chihuahuas out is smart. I had it first but whatever.
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Despite what the failing New Puppy Times says, the New England Pooches had a great visit to the White House yesterday.
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I hope everyone has a terrific Easter and that your Easter baskets are all HUGE.
If the dogs of our great country could only see how viciously and inaccurately my administration is covered by the catty media!
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