surprise, chicken nuggets! it's cover + release date reveal time! The Match Faker is:
*available preorder now: a.co/d/aBpyLAP
*out in ebook and print 11.15.24
*the prettiest book on earth thanks to Sam at Ink & Laurel
Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
"I feel like every team has the same opportunities when I go into free agency."
-Juan Soto on if the Yankees have an advantage in his free agency
(via @snyyankees)
Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN THE WESTFOLD FELL? WHERE WAS GONDOR WHEN OUR ENEMIES CLOSED IN AROUND US?
Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!
NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN!
TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA!
STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!
ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
no they wouldn’t. they’d be like “tabarnak man c’est un fucking gros lézard câlice”
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Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.
We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.
Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
Yeah I'll be real that's basically what I assumed it was up to
Rubert “Tubes" Barrett retweeted
It was called PRETTY WOMAN not INTERESTING MAN!!!
Richard Gere thinks his #PrettyWoman character was "criminally underwritten."
"It was basically a suit and a good haircut," he said.
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