Doctor-Gregory House

|| Years later, same platform, bigger mess.

Craving some intellectual masturbation. Time to argue with strangers who think “placebo” means “plant-based.” #OnlineIdiocy #HousevsTheInternet

Cuddy’s neckline is dropping faster than the hospital budget. Either she’s ovulating... or just trying to bait me into clinic duty.

Patient: “Aren’t doctors supposed to care?” Me: “About what? Your feelings or your failing kidney?” #BedsideMannerIsOverrated

Pain is nature’s way of saying: “Still alive.” Also its way of saying: “Screw you in particular.” #ThanksLeg

I love working with a team. Especially when I get to ignore their opinions. #Leadership