@Rubicant

The TSA thinks I'm boring. Disclaimer: I can be abrasive, and I am a smartass, so if you're easily offended, sucks to be you. I aint changing.

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Joined March 2008
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Thanks all for being awesome! I'm giving away a Chameleon Tiny which I happened to have laying around. Anyone who Retweets this is entered into the give-away. I will draw a winner after one week. Disclaimer *you have to pay vat/import taxes yourself
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“The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So Wake up, Mr Freeman…wake up..and smell the ashes..” #ADGQ2022
@LegalEagleDJ hey. If you happen to have a friend in financial law that wants a collab, I’d think it was hilarious if you look into the lemding processes of Tom Nook from Nintendo’s Animal crossing franchise. Underage lending, possible predatory lending, could be fun
Hey @topgolf did you know that if you block trackers and ad servers in your network that your iOS app is 100% useless? It won’t even start.
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Read the book, ring the bell, raise the skull.
Hey @altonbrown where on earth did you find the vintage looking robot toy from Lost In Space (circa 1966) that was on the test kitchen counter in the French toast video? I need one for my office shelf! :)
Hey @TheSpiffingBrit is iced Yorkshire Tea accepted?
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Shaka, when the walls fell.
Sorry for the spam. But who couldn’t use a 5000 dollar iPhone? :)
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Retweet this tweet for your chance to win this $5000 luxury phone. Good luck!
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Hey @Lin_Manuel what’s your favorite part of Hamilton? I dunno if anyone has ever asked that. Also, what was the inspiration for the room where it happens?
#maythe4th by monetizing this tweet you hereby agree to compensate me for the expense of the data being used. Or opt into binding arbitration to relax and let the fans have this one guys. :)
Hey @att @tmobile @verizon help the public health departments nationwide out by providing the location data you “don’t have” but that you sell to other companies for contact tracing purposes. Help beat Covid, get good press, maybe a few more subscribers.
Apologies for the spam :)
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This is how to enter the GIVEAWAY! 1. Follow my Twitter 2. Retweet this post 3. Stay awesome!! If you do all 3 you can have the chance to win a $20 gift card for either Xbox, pc, playstation or Nintendo. I'll be picking the 1 lucky winner in a few days after this is posted :)
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Hey @zeldathon can we call the next run “honkarina of time?” #gooserevenge :)
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...ok Toyota, I love you, but who in their right mind sells a 28,000 dollar 2020 corolla in a color that looks remarkably similar to dried bondo?
Late night tweet.
Hey @elonmusk when you invent warp drive, I’d like to sign up with a few friends for an expeditionary mission.
Hey @altonbrown what are your thoughts on trout in ice cream? :)
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