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My lesbian neighbors asked me what I wanted for my birthday. They gave me a Rolex. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch.

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Wow who would have thought that electing a rapist would have complicated the release of the Epstein Files?
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ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday. “We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said. I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.” The officer in charge exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?” I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores. About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast. It looked like they were about to get gored for sure. So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs: “YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”
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This meme is everywhere. Let’s be kinder to each other. Making fun of an almost-80-year-old falling on the stairs has no place in our politics.
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“They used us.” #FAFO
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dont come to the ball pit tomorrow
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When Bitcoin hits $100,000 I will give 1 BTC to one person who follows me. The rules are simple: - like this tweet, follow me and RT - comment “100k incoming” Let’s go! $BTC #bitcoin
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Trumps comments re Americans
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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It takes a special kind of dumbass to spend thousands of dollars on a World Series ticket to get kicked out 10 minutes into the game xitter.cf/NavyYardNats/status/18…
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#DodgersWin! FINAL: #Dodgers 10, Mets 5
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Donald Trump has vowed he would be a dictator on day one. He said he would weaponize the Department of Justice against his political enemies. He has called for “the termination of the Constitution of the United States.” We must stop him at the ballot box in November.
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Stephen Colbert's opening of tonight's interview with Kamala Harris is going to get Donald Trump to lose his damn mind. Holy hell.
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🔥🚨DEVELOPING: A whistleblower that works for the Whole Foods Market corporation want to inform Americans about a new policy change that allows Whole Foods to add food from the garbage back on the shelves without the customer’s knowledge. Whole Foods calls this program the ‘Code Green Trash Inspections’ they claim exists to ‘help prevent waste.’ From the Whistleblower: “We have very poor upper management at Whole Foods Market and over the last few years they've implemented novel processes and procedures that have caused big increases in the amount of food we spoil. Recently they instructed us to add an extra day of shelf-life to most of the items we produce in-house as a way of covering up the problem. This lead to us selling stale and somet imes even moldy food. Now they are instructing us to take food out of the trash and put it in our prepared food items that we sell to customers. The video below is from our June On Point training that we all have to complete. This video is publicly available online and all team members are required to do this training so I can only assume that management thinks this is appropriate. Posters for these trainings are plastered all over our back of house area. I have attached a picture of the poster. These training materials are made by On Point but Whole Foods' central office tells them what to say.”
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May The Fourth Be The Day A Make-Believe Defender Of The Galaxy Met A Real-Life Defender Of Democracy @JoeBiden @POTUS
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Happy #StarWarsDay to all who celebrate! ⁦@essentialsonair⁩
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Finally, OJ can rest knowing his wife’s killer is dead
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JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJAJAJ ME CAGO
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Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.
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💎 DEFTONES released the single "Diamond Eyes" #onthisday in 2010.
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