@Rubberturd

Manufacturing engineer for roller coasters and retired hockey guy. Lived in more countries than states.

Joined December 2011
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Photo leaked of BYU cheer squad out on the town. #Provo
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Note Dame hasn’t been embarrassed by a Mormon this badly since Manti.
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Hockey Jerseyz
@HKYJerseySep 29
🚨OPENING NIGHT JERSEY GIVEAWAY🚨 We are giving away an authentic #Fanatics Premium jersey of your choice w/ the player you want. To enter: 1. FOLLOW @HKYJersey 2. LIKE ❤️ & RT 🔄 this tweet 3. Enter your EMAIL on HKYJERSEY.com 4. Reply w/ your size, team & player
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My wife: “Why are you on 𝕏 so much?” Me:
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Lane Kiffin needs his boy Thad Castle
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I feel like I have to buy this specific In-N-Out shirt…
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chives ⚰️@cvltshitAug 26
No, I don't have "playlists" I listen to full albums fuck you
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The first time I heard 9 to 5 was in the opening credits of The Love Guru so when I heard it on the radio I was like wow, Dolly ripped off Mike Myers
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I solved the Hot Dog Problem. Buns come in an 8-pack while dogs come in a 10-pack. Take the two extra dogs and split them down the middle lengthwise. Now you get four traditional 1:1 bun-to-dog combos and four 1.5x glizzies. Better than a $20 burrito.
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Ⓜ️ert@mertcenturyJul 26
I think we are less than a calendar year away from the “Savannah Bananas Sex Scandal”
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Twitter needs a “Church Mode” so bikini pics aren’t showing up when I’m doomscrolling in the chapel
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Messi with the backhand sauce for the tap in. Unreal
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Por Las Malvinas!
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Dude, Kony 2012 was before boomers had the internet… Can you imagine?? No wonder they get one-shotted by all that fake shit haha
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Adam Rankin
@rankintweetsJul 12
Every 3 years a new water bottle brand completely oneshots middle class white women like clockwork
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Well, I guess he’s not with Israel anymore…
𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒
@Antunes1Mar 10
US Senator Lindsey Graham: “I’m not with you, I’m with Israel, until my dying day.”
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@UTDCJ_Jul 11
today is the last time we have multiple world cup games in a day till 2030
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Hey @DelTaco, I’m super impressed with the management at your 1160 Wall Ave. location in Ogden, UT. Shoutout to Dany for multitasking like I’ve never seen- taking my dad’s crazy order (which always includes special requests), manually entering the rewards thing off my phone, while simultaneously answering some ridiculous questions coming from the drive-thru. Didn’t break a sweat. I would’ve had a complete mental breakdown and quit on the spot. I think she has superpowers…
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djcows
@djcowsJul 11
sorry babe not now, Norway vs. England is happening in 6 hours
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Mario Schlosser
@mariotsJul 10
Now that there are only 6 world cup games left, I feel deep remorse that I skipped Jordan - Algeria at 11pm three weeks ago
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