@RoyalCardinal

This account exists for trolling and banter! More fool you if you take anything I say seriously 😂

England, United Kingdom
Joined June 2009
Funny how conservatives are like "all lives matter, they have SOULS and are made in the image of God!" until it's someone who's protested ICE being murdered, a woman who's been raped, or an illegal immigrant drowning in a sea & then it's "they should have just known better FAFO"
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Sean A retweeted
Things we learned recently: -Data centers are bot farms -Bot farms sway elections -Billionaires want data centers Do the math.
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It was plain as day Monti was fucking hopeless when @theo_mackie (iirc) asked him in the off-season why he should keep his job and he had literally no answer and jibbered nonsense trying to skip ahead to the next question #birdgang #azcardinals
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It is sickening that the USA is now lifting sanctions on Russian fuel, and transparently ridiculous to blame Ukraine for the spike in prices that obviously began with the closure of the Strait of Hormuz. Putin is murdering innocent Ukrainian civilians every day. The Ukrainians are fighting for their lives. And yet the White House is apparently determined to force American drivers to bankroll Putin’s slaughter. It won’t work and I doubt it will make much difference to the price of fuel. If we want Russian oil and gas back on the world market then let’s end this war - with a free, sovereign and independent Ukraine.
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Monti Ossenfort's resume as the Arizona Cardinals GM: -Allowed Zach Allen and Byron Murphy to walk -Cut DeAndre Hopkins -Cut Kyler Murray -Traded Marvin Harrison Jr. -ZERO Pro Bowlers acquired -Allowed a Jacoby Brissett public holdout -16 and 39 record
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Has there ever been a Cardinals QB who's has this bad a winning % as JB in as many games? You think you'd at least luck into a few more wins, back up QBs have more wins against him than he has wins full stop as QB1... #AZCardinals #Birdgang
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Yeah, this is why you don't give Brissett that deal, cut him and move on - folks kidding themselves if they're still backing him as the answer now #AZCardinals #Birdgang
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Right, that's enough trolling for another few weeks 😂 see you back here when there's fresh drama to laugh at!
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When will we get our referendum on if we want to be joined with Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland? Or are English people the only ones who get no say in which financial burden they need to carry?
I mean it must be said, the England that came out of this would have a ton of spare fiscal capacity having shed its most dependent regions
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I’m all for Scottish, Welsh, Cornish, and Manx independence and Irish unification. No problem at all. But if we still pay your pensions, that’s not “independence”. That would be “dependence”.
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Sean A retweeted
the snake oil of Ai is how they peddle 20 y/o technologies as groundbreaking “artificial intelligence.” the photoshop spot healing brush came out in fucking 2005! and now we’re supposed to just ask a chatbot to do it for the low price of all our privacy and intellectual property
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You know what, I actually don't hate football 😂 #readingfc
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I remember us all taking the piss out of the Tyler Bindon signing. Maybe let's wait to see him play a few games before getting our knickers in a twist eh lads? 🤣 #readingfc
Former Gillingham defender Conor Masterson has agreed a deal to join Reading on a short-term deal after impressing on trial. #readingfc
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So let’s talk about the five “tragic young lives cut short” on the A66. Because nothing says “heartbreaking loss to the community” quite like a car full of lads with cloned plates, balaclavas in the photo album, and a TikTok history of leading the Old Bill on a merry dance through housing estates before deciding the dual carriageway looks better the wrong way round at 3:30 in the morning. Michael, Theo, Cole, Jacob, Makai. Five names, five sets of parents, and zero net contribution to anything that doesn’t involve blue lights and burnt-out Nissans. Society will not miss them. Not the shopkeepers, not the people who actually pay tax, not the families of the two coppers they turned into roadkill. The only people weeping into their cheap cider are the ones who raised them, and even then it’s mostly performance. Parents should take responsibility. You don’t wake up at 16, 17, 18, 23 and suddenly decide “today feels like a good day for cloned plates and wrong-way suicide by police car.” That starts years earlier when Mum and Dad decide that boundaries are oppressive, that “he’s just a bit lively,” and that the proper response to the third stolen car is another soft interview and a stern look. You produce the product, you own the product. These weren’t angels who took a wrong turn. They were thugs in training, and the training worked perfectly until physics intervened. Two officers, actual useful human beings with wives, kids, shifts to finish are gone because five feral little princes thought the rules didn’t apply to them. And the usual suspects will still try to turn the dead joyriders into victims of “systemic whatever.” Spare me. The system didn’t put them in that Passat. Their parents did, by raising them to believe consequences are for other people. They won’t be missed. The rest of us will just have slightly quieter streets and two fewer good men. That’s the ledger. express.co.uk/news/uk/224164…
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Yeah, disagree here... Different left back and we win 3-1 yesterday. Everyone on #readingfc trying to overthink it to have the interesting opinion here. When you have 1/4 of your defence playing a 2/10 game and your DMs playing a 3/10 doesn't matter who else you have at the back.
Lincoln got rid of Paudie O'Connor and upgraded and won the league. There's multiple factors behind winning a league but sometimes you have to replace players to progress. Paudie O'Connor was a statement signing but our defence has been leaking more than Thames Water. #ReadingFC
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Probably the right result, definitely some positives just lacked "outlets" off the bench and had two players in Wing and Dorsett who probably had their worst games in a Reading shirt. Hopefully inspires some signings #readingfc
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What was most concerning was anyone notice how many of our players were bickering at each other? After the Rino/Dorsett one Dorsett looked like the wanted off the pitch asap. Poor team unity one game in isn't a great sign for a manager under a lot of expectations #readingfc
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Swapping the dugouts really stopped them celebrating eh 😂 #readingfc
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Luton's number 8 is a bit angry isn't he 😂 #readingfc #ltfc
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Meanwhile this disgusting, useless privatised monopoly has just paid a 1 million 'sign on fee' to its chief finance officer. Isn't this simply legalised theft?
Water is still gushing late tonight from the leak at Church Road and Sheen Road. No website update from @thameswater - despite low pressure and even no water at all in nearby parts of Richmond.
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