Roy Harper

Where the hell is my bow?!

Annnnnd I'm on fire!!! *Runs around like a manic before ripping off his clothes and jumping into the lake*

Who ate all of the cheetos??

I still can't believe I have a magic fancy pants for a brother-in-law. I so did not see that coming, Mia.

Okay, Lian, the tower has been fun, but it's time to go home.

*Hangs up the picture Lian drew him*

Okay where did I put that Axe body spray arrow? This is an emergency!

Or maybe he's just really uncoordinated when he goes places without Ted.

*Holds a parrot, it poops on him* Ewww. Lian, this isn't funny.

Ooooh Capri Suns!

Of course I'm an adult!

Does that mean Mia is here?

Hey, I think Stephanie is holding my niece that I've yet to see.

Okay, Lian, go have fun with your cousins. @Linda_ParkWest! *Kisses her check and brings her two poorly wrapped presents*

Okay, time to go home. I think. We gotta do this Lian.

Lian, stop jumping on that couch. It looks expensive.

*Opens the door, trudging past @JasonToddReborn, bags in one hand, Lian's hand in another, Lian starts crying*

*Packing his bags* I know, Lian. We won't go back to that house. Don't worry. Maybe Aunt Mia will let us stay with her.

I smell food.

We need to all stop sleeping with each other! We're turning out to be worse than the Avengers!