CEO of @Opticlose. Lover of Sarcasm. Formerly @Stanford, @Columbia_Biz, @Microsoft, @hulu, @PatchTweet. Say hi.

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Joined August 2010
Roy Simkhay retweeted
A little humor for all the #sales and #marketing folks out there to start your day.
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Roy Simkhay retweeted
Pop quiz, sellers! In this situation, what do you do? A, B, C or D...
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Roy Simkhay retweeted
"Hi. Wanna f!@#$?" is not a proper #Sales tactic! bit.ly/1LmGZeW
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Thanks @joshgroban for giving us the chance to hear @LenaRockerHall for the first time tonight! Consider us new #Lenatics! #isthatathing
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Roy Simkhay retweeted
Meet our awesome team... You can follow us on Twitter: @roy140, @dgame84, @BGyss and @abellenz.
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Roy Simkhay retweeted
Excited to be unveiling more about Opticlose... starting with our new website. bit.ly/1FUzAUu
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first resume I've seen that said fluent in #emoji
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Roy Simkhay retweeted
Working in @UnionSquareNY = great lunches. And now @NumPang opened up in the neighborhood! #yum
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Hey @KateAgarwal, has news of the snow monsoon in Buffalo reached India? Never seen your town in the new this much. – at Manhattan, NY
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Replying to @agarwal
I can't wait to see what gifts @agarwal brings me back from India. – at Manhattan, NY
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Why I Started the NYC Enterprise Sales Meetup by @marksbirch bit.ly/1z6hcEc
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Roy Simkhay retweeted
Excited that the amazingly talented product guru @abellenz is joining @opticlose! Our product is about to get more awesome.
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Awesome turnout for the 2nd NYC Enterprise Sales Meetup! #NYCESM
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As if hearing Disney princess songs all day at home wasn't enough, today someones playing them at work. ♬Wandering free wish I could be♪... – at Manhattan, NY
Now downloading Glengarry Glen Ross after hearing so many suggestion that I rent it. Will make good airplane entertainment next week. – at New York, NY
I also like making "maybe you forgot a semi-colon" jokes to engineers. I think its my Product Guy equivalent of Dad jokes.
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I love making jokes at work about hitting the Turbo Button on the server. Too bad nobody else finds it as funny as I do.
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Nothing says "I didn't like this enough to retweet it, but want to be polite" like favoriting. The internet equivalent of a smile and nod.
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Must keep this handy for @agarwal and @KateAgarwal's next visit. First map of bars by Manhattan subway stations thrillist.com/drink/new-york…
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