Hallo! I'm on this account now! #parodytwt

I remember when I didn't have stephen merchants voice, it was slightly worse.

People think I'm an idiot, quite the contrary, I am really intelligent, have you seen the crap i've done? Bloody impressive.

Oh I just got hit by a meteor , it did bloody hurt but I'm practically the same as I was... practically.

Oh not you

Why do I have a system where I can play soulja boy's crank that on me? That's bloody stupid.

MY MOVIE! MY MOVIE IS REAL!

Would you look at that, I'm getting a bloody movie.

So I was doing some stuff... I mean I really can't... I'm in bloody space.

Mmm oranges, I love oranges, yuh

If you liked my tweets (I was ellis l4d2/louisl4d1) I'm literally available at the acc in my bio if you want a cool valve parody acc

go follow my main @WheatIeyportal I barely use this acc

Uhh yeah I'm cool, really cool, and lawyering it

I might consider moving back to albequerque, but considering cartel shit, I might have to talk to some old partners...

I've eating some nachos, nachos... nacho...

Man have I been doing way too much for my lawyer shit, still better than working at a cinnabon with my name changed

Every single person I know is dead or gone, Mike, Walt, (BCS SPOILER DEATH) (ANOTHER ONE) (AND YEAH EVEN ANOTHER MAIN CHARACTER) all dead, with (BCS VILLIAN DEATH) too, he was evil, and I'm glad. But jesse and kim are somewhere, safe. I'm part of the only people alive...

Anybody need a lawyer? Because I'm the perfect candidate! Better call saul!