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Rowland 🩺@RowlandAkpanMay 26

If you want to play the role of a medical doctor so badly, go to medical school.

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Oppong Vincent Apraku, MD@_Nephrologist9h

House Officer after diagnosing Ludwig angina and referring to the cardiologist

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𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀

@astrovibesonlyNov 2

the nigerian urge to keep a nylon because you never know when life will need that particular nylon

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Kuran💋@macie_kuranNov 1

Pidgin wey Nigerians dey yarn dey really offend outsiders LMAO Makes me want to use it even more cos???

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@abdulhamid_199Nov 1

السلايدات اللي يبونها

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RA@RanAlshmrNov 1

نحن مجموعة طلاب طب نطالب الدكاتره يوقفون استخدام الAI للسلايدات

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E me ka🩺@Emeka3345Nov 1

If na +234 now, they go don use “A 75 years old man presented…” finish you

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@elaunireMDNov 2

The doctors in the clinic are?

Replying to @Templegaurd

This is just sad sha, something must have led to the acute kidney injury. I feel it's time we start having medical officers attached to the camp clinics.

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‘Becca@beckyulo1Oct 31

The problem is, you people want to discuss all medical issues on this app as if you’re in a medical conference room. You don’t treat your professional knowledge with the sanctity it deserves. Every small thing, cho cho cho cho cho

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MLS Ajigijaga@poetclemOct 30

Same you wey go convulse if them call you Lab Tech, wey go look down on SLT but na chemical pathologist dey enter your eye thief.

Hafaz🧛🏾‍♀️🥼@Hafaz_the_1stOct 30

With all due respect, wrap this shit up. Nothing concerns us and your pathway.

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🩺@Heisenberg_LYOct 28

Thank you for your tweet. Unfortunately, we are no longer accepting this topic as viable discourse in 2026. Thank you and good luck in future endeavors.

𝐅𝐚𝐫𝐮𝐤❄️

JSYK An average medical student from UI or OAU is not on the same level as an average medical student from Babcock or ABUAD.

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@donye_goodnessOct 28

Doctors soon!💙

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Replying to @popoolaadaniel

You missed the last one, chronic MO, after emeritus prof

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@DibiaErnesto29 Nov 2023

Introducing Olufunmike Alabi (MB;BS Accident)

Olufunmike Alabi@Olufunmike28 Nov 2023

Replying to @asemota

We’ve been in trouble for a long time. My first ECG was perfect and the doctor ( in PH) was telling me there was a problem with it. Thank Jesus I had accidentally read a book about heart diseases and ECGs. He was probably hoping for a bribe. When I called him out, he backtracked

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Dr. Drey Makanaki@drdamilare929 Sep 2024

Random FUTA Physiology student interpreting Torsades de pointes. Behind are Cardiology consultants and registrars learning from a fountain of knowledge

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Chief Orike Eze.@neoryte28 Sep 2024

Replying to @thepatients_pt

ECG reading that 200L Physiology students in FUTA play around with lol.

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Nelonwa@DorathyChineloOct 27

Learn ECG twice forget it 3 times

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Desteenee@DestinyistiredOct 27

Are you supposed to be copying to pass exams as a medical student?😂

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Emmanuel Onyekachi 🩺@Emmanuel_1444Oct 27

Nothing is stopping you from reading sufficiently sha. No amount of gaslighting can make exam malpractice right...

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Ayomikun.@IamFahbulousOct 27

No go read your book.

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Naz🍀🍀@Poeticmedic1Oct 27

All this because they didn't let you copy? Should you be copying?

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Ishola Joshua@Poet_TemiOct 26

You need thick skin to pass it.

Medic Ozone🩺@medikozoneOct 26

How do people study, read, understand and pass Dermatology?

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