I'm holding a steering column. Currently infrequent twitterer. Some parody/satire/offensive tweets. Fuck you. Mernda. #Essendon.

Mernda
Joined December 2010
At about 3:05am this morning a car has been backed into a window of the Mernda Cafe Convenience store which was then set alight. It has a minor firebombing on Sunday morning!
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"Trumpet of Patriots? What a stupid name! It should be called Trumpet of Puppets" 13 year old daughter #auspol
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The top of Melbourne CBD from Granite Hills in South Morang this morning #melbourneweather @Johnted_113
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Very tranquil at Morang Wetlands, South Morang. The water is so calm that this photo is upsidedown
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Last night's full moon in Mernda
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Quite a fire out in Watsonia or Bundoora or Macleod or something
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Ironbark Rd Yarrambat, Blue Lake Plenty, Quarry Hills South Morang
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John Hamblin on Playschool flipping the bird
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Same video with audio
No big deal, just a deer scoring a goal then celebrating..😲
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Foggy at 7am and clear sky sunset at 7pm in the Mernda end of Plenty Gorge
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Associates of Patrick Orren Stephenson, the man accused of murdering missing Ballarat mum Samantha Murphy, say he went on a “massive bender” the night before she was killed. VIDEO > bit.ly/4c0aJDX
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Photographs taken in the right place at the right time, intentionally or by chance - a thread 🧵 1. Wilma Hurskainen
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The smoke towards the Dandenongs, Box Hill, the city, Bundoora RMIT, Mount Macedon and Mount Disappointment
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The storm in Lilydale right now as seen from Mernda @Johnted_113 @JaneBunn #melbourneweather
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Sunset at one of the local scarred trees
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