Gm CT! What are we bullish on?

tokenized credit on solana just hit a record ~$1.2B, and about half of it is reportedly working in lending protocols the chain known for dog coins and 3am launches is quietly turning into a private credit desk. memecoins pay the gas, boring loans pay the rent 🏦

BNY is adding custody for XRP and ripple's RLUSD stablecoin, on top of already holding RLUSD's reserves CT spent years calling it a "bank coin" as an insult and a bank founded in 1784 just took that literally 🏛️

saylor says skipping bitcoin because anyone can make a crypto is like skipping english because anyone can invent a language 22k+ coins tracked and CT still speaks fluent btc. everything else is a dialect with a discord and a vesting schedule 🗣️

hyperliquid now lists a synthetic nifty 50 perp via trade.xyz: up to 20x, trading 24/7 the nifty closes at 3:30pm IST and the perp just keeps going. indian traders about to learn what CT learned years ago: the market never sleeps and now neither do you 😵‍💫

binance filed for a crypto license in brazil days before the central bank's oct 30 deadline, after already cutting margin, lending and 22 assets for local users nothing humbles an exchange like a regulator deadline. everyone turns into the kid finishing homework on the bus 🚌

the hong kong gold exchange, running since 1910, is bridging its gold token across chains with chainlink CCIP. each token is reportedly 1 gram of vaulted gold a 116 year old gold exchange went crosschain before half of CT's "interoperability" L1s shipped a bridge that works 🥇

tezos tuesday is back: artists drop new work on objkt and collectors pick a handful of new names to collect every week while CT fights over airdrop allocations, tezos artists are quietly running the most wholesome support group onchain 🎨

base's GGC trading qualifier wraps today: $2k max starting capital per wallet, $20k in prizes, a london final, and an aston martin on the line first trading comp where the supercar is an actual prize and not a lie you tell yourself at 3am 🏎️

the DATA network is ditching its own chain for sui after a $30M sui foundation investment, and akash just voted 98% to move from cosmos to solana app-chain season is ending like a group project. turns out running your own L1 is just paying rent on an empty mall 🏚️

solana community awards voting is open, with categories for traders, memelords and NFT communities, 20 days before breakpoint in london finally an award for memelord. imagine "best shitposter 2026" being the most honest line on your linkedin 🏆

blackrock signed an MOU with japan's SBI and startale to explore linking tokenized money market funds with JPYSC, a trust-bank-backed yen stablecoin the biggest asset manager on earth is studying yen onchain while CT still can't figure out which chain its USDC is sitting on 🇯🇵

chainlink and anchorage digital launched CustodySync so custodied assets can earn defi lending yield without leaving the custodian institutions finally found a way to ape defi without touching a hot wallet. degens did it raw since 2020, the suits needed a chaperone 🧑‍⚖️

CT's favorite meme today: guy with $0 in his portfolio worried about getting doxxed anon running military grade opsec on 9 wallets holding $103 combined. honestly respect. never tell anyone your bag size, even if the bag is a sandwich bag 🔐

sony-backed L2 soneium is rolling out tokenized IP: anime characters and k-pop royalties as tradable onchain assets CT spent 2021 swearing NFTs would let fans own a piece of the IP. sony is the one shipping it. anime fans about to diversify harder than half the funds on CT 🎌

brian armstrong says lab grown diamonds are flooding the market and a startup claims it can turn mercury into gold with fusion. bitcoin is still capped at 21M gold bugs said btc has no intrinsic value and now their rock has a lab recipe. nobody is printing coin 21,000,001 💎

ripple wrapped NYC subway trains in XRP branding ahead of swell new yorkers survived rats, delays and $9 lattes. now the train itself says "legal and ready to mingle" on the commute. most CT thing to ever happen to the MTA 🚇

rome protocol is running a full EVM inside solana. metamask wallets lending on kamino, no bridge, no wrapped tokens eth maxis and sol maxis spent years beefing on the TL and the devs just shoved them into the same transaction 🫠

coinbase says its rails now power bitcoin buys right inside jpmorgan, citi and pnc apps banks a few years ago: "stay away from that stuff" banks now: "tap here to buy bitcoin. also here's your $35 overdraft fee" 🏦

CT is now nostalgic for when NFTs were just jpegs. no roadmap, no staking, no "ecosystem" we really went full circle from "utility when?" to "please just let me own the cartoon in peace" 🖼️

supply chain finance giant PrimeRevenue is putting its electronic time drafts on solana CT: spent all year arguing about which dog coin has the best community tradfi: quietly tokenizing invoices for 50k companies 📄