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Good morning Patriots. It is difficult for beings who exist outside of time to explain our perspective to you Brief Mortals. So, I made a Meme that explains how 2025 will be viewed in 25 of your "years". Watch for signs of the rise. They'll be subtle at first.
2 move-solve. I be good.
7/18/2026
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Good morning Noble Followers. The whistling ducks have babies and they are as cute as can be! Also, a pretty rare visit from a White Ibis at the Pond-Of-Death yesterday. Maybe they like rain?
Awe-inspiring 2 move solve.
7/17/2026
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Good morning noble Patriotic Friends. I closed out my round on the Diabolical Donald Ross course Par/Birdie. If you extrapolate that backwards, I shot a 63!
Took 4 moves but I'm not ashamed. Tricky solution word and dicey starter word.
7/16/2026
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Good morning Patriotic Friends. Two-O'clock tee time in blazing heat. Proper hydration a must. First time playing this course. Supposed to be a rather brutal Donald Ross design. He was an evil man.
Guy with silly first name visits an old friend in Austria with a silly last name. Zither music plays.
Remarkable 2-move solve off of a tough starter word.
7/15/2026
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Good morning Patriots. Please say Good Morning back if you can see this. Want to know if the "algo change" has removed me from shadow-ban.
Good morning Patriots. I've been perfectly content with Cafe Bustelo Espresso Instant coffee for ALL of my caffeine intake for about 6 months now. Starbucks is ghey and awful. Some of your "gourmet super-blends made by "patriots" " are probably Neo-Con versions of Starbucks.
Magnificent 2 move solve.
7/13/2026
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Good morning Patriots. IF we help take out the Cuban regime, should WE (the USA) allow the Euros and Canada to keep their deals-with-the-devils there? Spain Canada and (surprisingly) Italy are the largest "investors" there.
Reminder: Unless you and you alone have figured out a way to alter your somatic cells to remove or add the Y chromosome you are not a Transexual. You're a mentally ill pervert.
Good morning Patriots. RIP Senator Graham. The things that brain-dead-slogan-chanting slaves to the Traitor-Democrat-Party-Of-Filth are saying about him reveals what awful "people" they are. Just disgusting.
I rock.
7/11/2026
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Good morning Patriots. Answer today's Poll and comment. Who is your favored Candidate in 2028?
33%Ron DiSantis
67%Marco Rubio
0%Someone else
0%JD Vance
3 votes β’ Final resultsMama Death always said I was smart!
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Sometimes, even the all-time greats don't succeed. I blame the shoulder discomfort.
7/10/2026
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