Fuck Elon Musk. Fuck his cult of morons. Fuck anyone who goes easy on Musk.
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A thread on why I denigrate @elonmusk fanbois as being in a CULT.
This is based on metrics loosely derived from cult research by Lifton (Eight Criteria for Thought Reform) & Hassan (BITE model) on leader worship, control, suppression of doubt, and salvation narrative.
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Elon Musk's Burner Account (parody) retweeted
Can we all agree that @cathiedwood and @arkinvest are the greatest retards on the planet only surpassed by @elonmusk cultists who believe @CathieDWood 's retarded pronouncements?
Ark's 2022 forecast: 18.8M Teslas delivered in 2026.
Reality: ~1.8M.
At some point you have to ask whether these are forecasts or a booking strategy.
A 10x miss doesn't get you fired. It gets you on @CNBC. $TSLA @CathieDWood
This is how @elonmusk cult retards think and speak.
If you see these shits in public, mock them relentlessly.
Trust an account calling itself to be @retardfinder to be one of the greatest @elonmusk cult retards on the planet.
This is one of the stupidest low IQ shitstain on @X. By a long stretch.
these retards are so easily impressed by pointless gimmicks.
Elon Musk's Burner Account (parody) retweeted
A self-driving Tesla crashed into a California highway patrol vehicle, seriously injuring two officers inside.
According to the officers, the driver said he was asleep at the time and using the car’s driver-assistance technology.
For retards of @elonmusk's cult.
This gimmicky retarded shit will not be cleared by any road safety organization.
DoA.
hat's why this is just more vaporware.
@elonmsuk cult retards celebrate such moronic shit.
I couldn't have said it better.
People who think this gimmick is "cool" are uneducated @elonmusk mega retards.
Here's why the world laughs at all-round retard @bennyjohnson and calls him an uneducated @elonmusk-fellating cult shit.
Elon Musk's Burner Account (parody) retweeted
A reminder to @elonmusk cult retards who have been sporting an erection since they watched this gimmick...
And oh....please buy 4TSLA on the basis of this retarded gimmick. No one deserves to get fucked more than you cult retards.
What they saw was a glorified form of this:
I hate to be the one to burst the Tesla bubble today, but the spectacular “flight” we witnessed at the Roadster reveal needs a little context. The car is carrying around 250kg of compressed air, plus the weight of the tanks, valves and thrusters needed to contain and release it.
Based on the published figures, that gives it roughly 1.5–2 seconds of maximum thrust before the system needs to be refilled.
In short, it's a gimmick.
A reminder to @elonmusk cult retards who have been sporting an erection since they watched this gimmick...
And oh....please buy 4TSLA on the basis of this retarded gimmick. No one deserves to get fucked more than you cult retards.
What they saw was a glorified form of this:
I hate to be the one to burst the Tesla bubble today, but the spectacular “flight” we witnessed at the Roadster reveal needs a little context. The car is carrying around 250kg of compressed air, plus the weight of the tanks, valves and thrusters needed to contain and release it.
Based on the published figures, that gives it roughly 1.5–2 seconds of maximum thrust before the system needs to be refilled.
In short, it's a gimmick.
Elon Musk's Burner Account (parody) retweeted
I hate to be the one to burst the Tesla bubble today, but the spectacular “flight” we witnessed at the Roadster reveal needs a little context. The car is carrying around 250kg of compressed air, plus the weight of the tanks, valves and thrusters needed to contain and release it.
Based on the published figures, that gives it roughly 1.5–2 seconds of maximum thrust before the system needs to be refilled.
In short, it's a gimmick.
hehehehehhehehe.
This is how @elonmusk cult retards think and speak. they think its a safety feature.
Jumping the Tesla lineup is an awesome "flex" demo of the Roadster's rocket thrusters, but the real value is as a safety feature.
Imagine a world where your car has the ability to jump out of the way to avoid an imminent collision.
If they can offer this functionality for any remotely close to an affordable price, accidents may essentially become a thing of the past.
LOL @retardfinder is such an uneducated @elonmusk fellating mega retard.
Easily impressed shitstain.
Elon Musk's Burner Account (parody) retweeted
Officially dead. RIP. So glad I sold my first Gen. Elons trying to buy himself another 10 years with this new puff.
Cool show though. 👍
Elon Musk's Burner Account (parody) retweeted
Ahahahahahahah!!!!
Just watched the Roadster reveal. I’ve never been so sure that Tesla is going fucking Bankrupt!!!! 😆😆😆
Bahahahahahahahahahbahahahahah!!
$TSLA
