Yvette Cooper reveals cunning plan to put an end to corridor care in hospitals by allocating ward numbers to corridors.

Pope Leo was photographed for the first time today after surgery for lung cancer. The pontiff looked relaxed and healthy as he waved to well-wishers.

Confusion in Yorkshire as Chinese tourists pay £200 each to experience misery they can get in Bridlington for free.

On World Spine Day, spare a thought this morning for those not able to participate.

Trump backtracks on decision to livestream execution following lacklustre PPV sales and only advertising interest coming from makes of Apprentice aftershow, "You're fired!"

Clues to why it became extinct in the first place emerge as first three prototypes fly straight into a wind turbine.

An emotional Russell Brand tells how he found God soon after the police found his house.

As he battles to clear his wife's legal bills, Jamie Vardy denies he's too old for the Championship as he makes first Burnley start.

As a woman demands removal of Dobby figure from a cafe in Romania because it looks like Putin, question mark hangs over the fate of a Buffalo sighted in Bangladesh

Motivation becomes clearer as police search home of man killed at Yorkshire Wildlife Park.

Barnsley becomes latest town to ban the balaclava, except for women who haven't shaved.

The mountain of broken fridges left after the hot summer is becoming a serious concern., so much so that Hollywood are seriously considering making a film about it. All they need now is a title. Erm...

Pre-firing show to feature a special performance of Living In America by Lady Gaga and Madonna. Event sponsored by Smith and Wesson. Tom Cruise will MC.

This is in contrast to the rest of us who slipped into depression when the ginger fucker came back again.

Panic at ASOS as it emerges internal customer codes have been stolen and deciphered including FF (Fat Fucker) BOB (Bag of bones) LB (Lanky bastard and SA (Short arse). Hackers understood to be still trying to decipher the code GUNT, but may be over-thinking it.

A memorial service will take place at the MGM studios in Hollywood.

The World Health Organisation say that obesity drugs like Mounjaro, should not be given to children under ten. Instead, they suggest an alternative approach in which adults stop giving the greedy little fuckers too much food and make them get off their arse once in a while.

Bugle Fact: Football presenter Mark Pougatch has part Ukranian heritage. The literal translation of his surname is Shit Gulley'.

Police say that as well as making the arrests they have seized a number of "instructional videos".