Phil the Yeti

That's a lot of bro hearts, Phil.

@RotgPhil Happy VDay, man! You know i've always loved you even though you keep throwing and kicking me away.

What ticked me off though was when he referenced me as a SHE. I mean, seriously?

A yeti said: Use "Chicken nut bread" in a sentence. When everyone else gave up, he said: "Phil, stop choking Jack CHICKEN NUT BREAD!"

A yeti made a really bad pun earlier today and i can't sleep because of this. It might give me nightmares.

Shooting some hoops with a couple of yetis. Want in? Come by the pole.

Is that "I will survive?" and who's singing? Hey, @RotgPhil is that you?

Translation of my latest Phil Retweet. Y - yahoo E - email T - twitter I - internet

Happy New Year Guardians! ...and Pitch! @RotgStNorth @RotgSandman @RotgBunnymund @RotgTooth @RotgPhil @RotgPitchBlack

Currently making @RotgPhil as my fluffy bed and pillow. He's a heavy sleeper. Good night, everyone.

I still love that huge buff hairy guy and his mustache though. His 'agrabahaburoah' talk and all, can't hate them.

It was either he did not notice me lying in the sofa or he actually did it on purpose.

I just had an almost death experience not too long ago. A heavy, probably eighteen hundred pounds, yeti laid flat on my back.

This face tends to scare the Elves away and i'm not even sorry i make them.