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As long as we fight, hope survives. Experience the next chapter in Cal Kestis’ story. #StarWarsJediSurvivor is available March 17th. Learn more: starwars.com/games-apps/star…
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Turns out Herschel Walker is just like his mentor Trump – a loser.
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The journey continues… Experience the action-packed gameplay of Star Wars Jedi: Survivor during @thegameawards – streaming live Dec. 8. #StarWarsJediSurvivor
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Have written the outline of some new Hallmark Christmas films but with more relatable endings. If any Hollywood bigwigs want to buy the rights, get in touch 👍
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“You are not hardcore” 😂😂😂 So true! That has got to burn.
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.@elonmusk, you continue to show your ignorance about free speech. Twitter has nothing to do with free speech. Study up man. And btw, Apple’s decision is all about freedom. You’re free to do what you want with Twitter, and Apple is free to no longer advertise. Freedom, rite Elon?
Apple has mostly stopped advertising on Twitter. Do they hate free speech in America?
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Everyone of us that works in software engineering knows this, but if you don’t, this is a great read.
I've seen a lot of people asking "why does everyone think Twitter is doomed?" As an SRE and sysadmin with 10+ years of industry experience, I wanted to write up a few scenarios that are real threats to the integrity of the bird site over the coming weeks.
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Imagine being this childish and micro managing. I get why those on visas may be reticent to leave, but they all could easily find new jobs.
Replying to @ZoeSchiffer
Elon Musk is also asking for up 10 screenshots of the "most salient lines of code" from Twitter engineers 2/
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Oh shit lol. Twitter HQ in San Francisco tonight
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You just can't make up this level of leadership incompetence.
I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.
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This is a joke, as evidenced by the author's responses: twitter.com/anothercohen/s… twitter.com/anothercohen/s…
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Donald Trump failed America.
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One wonders if Elon is stomping around the Twitter offices demanding to speak to this “Jenkins” fellow since he’s heard that’s who’s responsible for builds…
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This is how every news organization should be labeling his treasonous ass.
BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. n.pr/3THqnJM
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Here is My #TrumpAnnouncement: he's going straight to the depths of hell the second he dies.
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For the young leaders out there please recognize these are bad examples to follow. You will make hard calls people judge often with only slivers of the full story. It will suck. You still have to make them. But you can never go wrong with empathy.
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We got the domain DonaldJTrump2024.com and posted an honest campaign announcement video.
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