Husband, Bmx bum, clay tinker, tall dark and handsome
Epsom, surrey / brooklyn nyc
Joined June 2009
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Gonna try to ride park/street at #TexasToast2014. Bring on the embarrassment!
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My penis is on the loose! IF YOU SEE IT, JUST TRY TO CATCH IT WITH SOME CHEESE! #MrGarrison #PenisMouse
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Beheading “@susannareid100: And your tips for dealing with hayfever @GMB. I stick with anti-histamines. What do you use?”
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Freddie Househam Premier Edit: Freddie Househam Premier EditFreddie Househam got that trails flow on lockdown ... bit.ly/1hYvzli
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"Moommmm…would you mind coming with me to sign up for the Special Olympics so I can beat all the handicapped kids & win a thousand dollars?"
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If you could spend Saturday night with Butters, what would you do? #SouthPark
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New Years Resolutions:
- More wine
- More meat
- More ladies
- Bigger throne
- Bigger horse
- Bigger codpiece
- Bigger trousers
- France
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George: "The sea was angry that day, my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli."
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Jerry: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don’t stare at it. You get a sense of it and you look away.”
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The best thing you will see today, this week, this month... vimeo.com/74612469 Good job to @thediggest and @NightwolfSLC
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Whip it Wednesday riding Epsom last 2 days was sick! #trails @ProCycleCentre @RedBullUK @Oakley_UK @united_bmx
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@cattywoods shut the fuck up! we r reclaying stuff now. it will all ride in good. it was no ones fault. the was a 0% chace of rain. FUCK
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Today is a huge day for England, a turning point. #timeforchange