🚨 BREAKING: Trump Names Boebert Secretary of Education STATEMENT FROM PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP I am thrilled to announce that the incredible Lauren Boebert will be taking the reins of the Former Department of Education. Lauren, a true American Patriot, has an unparalleled understanding of what real education should look like—not from some ivory tower, but from the heart of this great nation. She worked her way up, got her GED, and learned more about real life and the needs of American families than any bureaucrat ever could. Her journey is exactly what we need to bring REAL reform to our broken education system! With Lauren as Secretary, we’re going to take a sledgehammer to the waste, fraud, and abuse that have plagued this bloated, overreaching department for far too long. No more indoctrination. No more wasteful spending. No more Washington elites telling parents how to raise their kids! “We’re bringing education back to the people—where it belongs!” Lauren declared. This move will be the beginning of a new era. We’re going to empower parents, honor traditional American values, and finally return control to local communities. Lauren will work tirelessly to make sure every single dollar spent goes toward making our children the best and the brightest, not lining the pockets of bureaucrats and special interests. Together, we’re going to make education in America GREAT again. And I have zero doubt—Lauren Boebert will get the job done! If you read this far, I'm sure you are like me and couldn't tell if this was real at first or not. 😉