mildly threatening. visibly annoying. tastefully emo.

Portland, OR
Joined March 2012
I haven’t used this app in over a year, but I felt this was worthy of needing to be shared immediately amongst all social media platforms. @jonasbrothers @joejonas @nickjonas @kevinjonas Artist: Vee @ Aunties’ Arts and Tats
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I love marshmallow peeps and I’m so tired of pretending I don’t mow through seven boxes every spring. I love eating my stupid fucking sand duckies. Leave me alone.
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Taylor Swift is alright, but Miley Cyrus is the QUEEN of all queens, actually👑
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.@RonnieRonRayGun & i in middle school
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i’m proud of you
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Where do men get the audacity? Like I genuinely DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
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Avril’s upcoming Greatest Hits tour is the exact equivalent to my version of the Eras tour, and trying to decide which era of Avril to go as.
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best gift ever @RonnieRonRayGun
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I wish I was able to socialize like a normal person
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designing merch for tours makes me sick like we either have to make the ugliest shit ever so you dipshits buy it or we make stuff we actually like and make $0 for the love of god just learn how to dress yourself you look stupid as shit
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my dog is so fucking cute like holy shit
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“my boyfriend is such a golden retriever” ok well your golden retriever is cheating on you
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Anyone that rushes up to a dog, immediately gets in their face, and tries to touch them without asking, DESERVES to get bit. Especially, if the dog is giving clear signals they’re not ok with it, and you continue to do so. I said what I said.
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I’ll be alone in my apartment, talking to my deaf dog, telling her how much I love her, and how special she is, because I think no matter what, she still deserves that🥰💕
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I feel like I’m probably the only person in existence to have my apartment decorated with a Wednesday 13 poster, a Jonas Brothers poster, a Prince poster, and an ABBA poster all at the same time.
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me after I take the biggest hit and cough my lungs out
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I wonder if my dog knows how much I love her
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I have the cutest dog in the whole world.
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