@RonnMexico
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Joined January 2011
“Dad, why didn’t FSU make the playoff in 2023 if they went undefeated and beat the Heisman trophy winner?” Me:
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It all makes sense, FSU will never forgive Alabama for taking their playoff spot in the 13-0 year and it’s the only game they care about
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Mike Norvell when he coaches against Alabama
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Don’t run @Lane_Kiffin
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I think I’d give up sex just to be able to hit driver. It’s close. Not partaking in either right now.
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Our @nickturani tests @kbnoswag knowledge of Sports Controversies.
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Cam Skattebo mic'd up in the week 1 WIN over the Cowboys
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Elly just hit a baseball out of GABP... literally.
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Florida State has fired athletic director Michael Alford, school president Richard McCullough told ESPN.
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My politics are whatever it takes to get these people out of my country forever.
WATCH: Muslim man chants “Allahu Akbar” outside New York City Hall on the 25th anniversary of the 9/11 attacks.
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SMU is the only FBS or NFL team in the last 30 years to have: -3 or worse turnover margin twice as many penalties as their opponent fewer rushing yards than their opponent lower TOP than their opponent more missed FG than their opponent ...and yet still win the game.
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We have NEVER seen this level of commitment Daejon Love was faking TURKEY giveaways 😭🦃
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🚨🎯❌ JUST NOW — Target is the latest retailer to remove Good Good products from its online store as the fallout from the Callaway driver ad reaches a fever pitch. They join Dick’s, Golf Galaxy & PGA Tour Superstore in removing products. Is this deserved or overblown?
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Every 40+ yard TD Peter Warrick scored at Florida State
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Martin Luther King Jr.’s “I Have a Dream” speech if it were broadcast on ESPN
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Mcafee and Kelce. I sure hope Jelly Roll can work the sidelines
ESPN will have Jason Kelce in the booth calling games this season alongside Kurt Warner and Dave Pasch: The games are: • Week 4: Colts/Commanders (London) • Week 5: Eagles/Jaguars (London) • Week 7: Steelers vs. Saints (Paris) • Week 16: TBD
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ESPN employees woke up with that Pat McAfee album on their phones like Apple did with U2s album back in 2014
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Once you transition from that fake jumper around the house to a fake golf swing you’re washed
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The catch radius is insane Cam Coleman 🤯
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A cool thing about baseball is how local broadcast teams get progressively more unhinged over the course of the season. GAME 1: “This team will go as far as its rotation takes it.” GAME 108: “Yeah, chupacabras are real. I hit one with my Buick back in ‘87.”
Joe Girardi absolutely fired up about Michael Kay using his eyeglasses to stir his tea.
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