👊 That's GOLD! 2026 will mark 20 years since I first toured. Catch two decades of my funniest bits and hardest hits, from The Ronnie Johns Half Hour to today, including The Weather, HTFU Australia, Bunnings + more GOLD. This isn’t just another show. It’s a comedy heist! #chopper

🩱🛁🩲 Don't invite me to a spa at your place, you creepy s*x pest #spas #boganmasterstock #chopper #heathfranklkinschopper #jacuzzi

🦈💦💆‍♀️ Salmon sperm facials? A new beauty trend. Ok mankind, what are we up to? Touring Oz/NZ now #chopper #salmonsperm #facials #heathfranklinschopper #beautytips #salmon

🪖🐦‍⬛😡 BEWARE OF MAGPIES - those black and white b**tards are back. Put on your ice cream buckets! #magpies #swooping #comedy #aussie #heathfranklinschopper

🛩 Oh you can't make jokes about Sept 11. WATCH ME! Try doing a Sept 11 in a blimp! Catch me on tour now #SEPT11 #COMEDY #CHOPPER #GOLD #WORLDTRADECENTER

✈️💣 Remember when we could make jokes about bombs at the airport? Happy September 10th! #sept11 #genz #chopper

Dwarfy Time #AFLFreoHawks

Bring back the wildcard finals. Top 4 games are boring #AFLFreoHawks

Mexican't.

Can we get back to real football now? #soccer #socceroos #worldcup

🏉 Finally some real football! A game that stops 2/7ths of the country. #stateoforigin #blues #maroons #football #nrl #socceroos

That was for Gallipoli. #Socceroos #fifaworldcup #soccer #worldcup #chopper #turkey #gallipoli #worldcup2026

What sort of wanker has a milestone and covers himself with gold? In unrelated news, debuting my 20th anniversary gold polo this week in Brisbane. @BrisComedyFest #gold #chopper #sp433 #pendlebury #20years #scott433 #pendles #heathfranklinschopper

Using the phrase ‘Living rent free in your head’ is such a perfect and reliable indicator that someone is a stupid annoying xunt. It’s the catchphrase for people who take pride in being irritating.

Because they’re shit animals and everyone who owns a cat is pretending they aren’t in an abusive relationship with it.

Why did Jesus specifically hate bottle shops so much?

💍MAFS HTFU! Who is watching this shit? Well I did. I watched it so you didnt have to. You're welcome. Here's my review of Married At First Shite #marriedatfirstsight #mafs #chopper #comedy #mafsau #heathfranklinschopper #dinnerparty

🎅🌹👃🍒🫑 T'was the Night Before Xmas. Recorded on TV's The Ronnie Johns Half Hour in 2005. 20 years ago! You get less for murder! Have a cracking break, legends. Merry Fistmas, everybody! 🎟New 2026 tour on sale now #christmas #ronniejohnshalfhour #chopper #merrychristmas #xmas

📣 Get ready for big tour news. The Hardenberg is coming to a town near you in 2026!

🤜❤️🍫 Buckle up lovers, I'm reviewing Valentine's Day. On tour, next cities: @AvalonBeachSLSC @ClubhouseComedy @freshcomedytas @TheGardenofUD #valentinesday #love #chocolate #standup #heathfranklin #vday #funny #heathfranklinschopper #chopper