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Purrt Plus

To be clear: I love this nation. I love that it has been structured to provide freedom and fairness in its constitution and laws. There have been dark times in its history, like with the era of slavery, and the people who were free both joined and fought together to end that era. Those who are in power are _elected_ to represent the nation and its people. They swore an oath unto God and before the people to uphold the constitution and to protect the republic. A study of the history of this nation from first-hand accounts will show a people who labored, fought, and prayed for wisdom, so they could structure the foundation of this nation such that it could not fall, being overtaken by tyranny, whether from within or without. One of the many great freedoms we were afforded from this structure is that of free speech. Radical elements on the left pushed to change definitions, trying to both compel the speech they wanted and to criminalize speech they didn't want. Other nations have already done this. We have not. Now, we have radical elements of the right attempting the same trick, but with different words. What astonishes me most is that even the left were not so brazen as to openly declare detractors who would not use their new words as "enemies of the government." It was implied but never said outright. Much of our representation in government and power, regardless of the red or blue color they wear on their lapel pin, have failed to live up to the oaths they spoke before the people, treating both them and the God they swore them unto as toiletpaper, to be discarded and flushed down the toilet after they finished using them. I am a citizen of this great nation, and that is all. I have only words to offer in response, and they are this: You are not my enemy, but should you decide to deem and treat me as one, you will do what you will do. But, I will not use your words or theirs. I will not bow to their gods or yours, nor the god you imagine yourself to be. The God who heard your oath hears the cries of the suffering, those deprived of justice, the poor who you've robbed, the children you've violated, and the innocent you have killed. Do with me what you will, but my prayer stands - may God help and heal this nation and lift up the hurting, heal the sick, and mend the broken. May the Wisdom we once sought hundreds of years ago return, and may the just, in places of power, turn back toward that Wisdom and its source.

Internal leak (!!) You didn't get this from me.

The competition's strategy leaked. You didn't get this from me...

Me when naming agent "Clanker" on the slack channel, and it refers to itself in the third person

I heard if you spin a roman column backwards, it says, "Caesar's dead man. miss him. miss him"