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Romy Marx

@RomyMarx
 Magaliesburg
Joined January 2012
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Me: Mom... Dad.. I decided to live on my own from now on. Them: Ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside.
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Music is an outburst of the soul.
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You're only young once, so stop worrying and be happy.
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People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life.
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Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
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How to kill a Spider: Get a tissue, approach it slowly, and very carefully, burn the house down
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I MUSTACHE you a question, but I'll SHAVE it for later.
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Of all the judgments we pass in life, none is more important than the judgment we pass on ourselves. ~ Nathaniel Branden
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Kindness, like a boomerang, always returns. ~ Author Unknown #quote
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Can you remember the last time you truly focused on yourself?
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*makes typo* *deletes tweet* *deletes account* *destroys computer* *changes name* *moves to pakistan* *opens a curry shop*
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Teacher: Give me a sentence with defence,defeat and detail Me: When the horse jumps over defence defeat go before detail
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If a bra is an "over the shoulder boulder holder" then what would you call mens underwear??? An under the butt nut hut.
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roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you
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Blanket on: too hot. Blanket off: too cold. 1 leg out: perfect, until the demon from Paranormal Activity grabs it & drags you down the hall
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Are you related to yoda? Because yodalicious.
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"I WASN'T THAT DRUNK!" "Dude, u went to the train station smashed yourself against the wall, trying to get to Hogwarts!"
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Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean
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I CAN BE: weird silly serious quiet outgoing wild sweet funny kind dramatic sarcastic creative romantic but really, I'm just me.
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It's not who you are that holds you back, it's who you think you are not.
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