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Listens like spring. Talks like...a lot.

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined June 2012
I captured it SO PERFECTLY!!!
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What do you mean they’re ALL black? Like not even one stripe?? Shem. Support the Boks with a Striped Horse! #RWCFinal #RSAvsNZL #RWC2023 #NoBullJustBeer
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Our noses tell us something doesn’t smell right. And we trust our noses, just like we trust our tastebuds. Get the milk stout, not the bull. Striped Horse. #NoBullJustBeer @podcastwithmacg
Halala! Castle Milk Stout officially releases its brand-new, beautiful packaging. Quote with what you love the most about our new pack using #SavourYourRichness, and we might surprise you in the DMs. Bold new look, same great taste. #MilkStoutMondays
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This is the best song I’ve ever heard #RSAvARG
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Unlocking the power of creativity with strategic intelligence. That's how we do it at RAPT. 🎯🔥 #CuttingEdge #Creativity #Strategy #RAPT
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Lit Romney retweeted
We know it's April Fool's but this is not a trick. Our first R10 discount is unlocked! Go get your Sol beer and keep Re-tweeting for more discounts. Remember to RT our pinned tweet, if it gets to 10 000 RTs, we'll make Sol beer free at participating stores. #SOLdOut #SolBeer
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South AH, retweet this tweet and every time it hits another 1000 retweets we will drop the price of 6 pack ye Sol by R10 at selected Tops & Spar, manje, no cap. We repeat, the only cap we believe in is a capless Sol. See participating stores in the T&C's below #SOLdOut #SolBeer
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To our SOL-Mates. Please note that our Instagram page has been hacked. We are in the process of retrieving it. Please do not make any payments requested by our IG account. We are not selling any gifts.
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To stay in your lane or to live a lil? To keep it lowkey or live it up? The options are endless with Strongbow, #WenaDecider with #TheWorldsNumberOneCider
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Choosedays are for choosing inspirational people such as @Trevornoah to support our initiative to transform young South African talent into leaders. Help ignite that dream this #GivingTuesday and RT this post until it reaches him. #NCTheatreSA Donate here: bit.ly/3OInJCR
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First glass treatment #ItsMillerTime

I really did not expect this to be seen by more than my 5 followers. I apologise to the designers and FNB I was just playing, it’s a lovely logo, I just once bought a bikini that looked exactly like this so it immediately popped into my head. It’s not you, it’s me.
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I never want to work as hard as the songs fighting to make their way onto the playlist that plays at Springbok rugby matches.
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As a kid I always wondered why, in Tom and Jerry, we never saw the faces of the people, but as an adult I know it’s because of usages.
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Admin please remove if not allowed but what the actual fuck is going on?
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Your only task in life is to find at least one person who you can truly make a difference for.
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Hairdressers are just salesman with scissors.
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FB and IG are down, fill your Shein cart.
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