Romi

Cmon Wild! Knock the stars out of the cup!

This is who i pucture singing that "feast" song in the taco bell commercial. Creepy voodoo cat singing "let's eat."

Ok seriously "1 day beard & brow" cmon @justformen lets just call it like it is- MANSCARA

My sweet boy finally decided laps are awesome after nearly 15 yrs w/ me. #CatsOfTwitter I've aleays suspected my first cat warned Merlin to stay out of his laps when Merli. Was still a sprout.

So my cats appear traumatized by their existence. I mean bed and cozy couch whats traumatic about that. Siblings go figure. #CatsofTwittter

Here's what I learned this week. I can legally perform marriages. I mean no one in their right mind would let me, but yup technically I can. So didn't know this was a thing. Why is this a thing?!

Two cakes baked, cracker candy cooing, got a dirty santa gift to wrap and I'm all set. As long as no one makes me decorate, I have plenty of Christmas cheer!

Friends, if you're just gonna show up @ my house, you better txt me you're here. Bc if you knock I'm 100% not answering. Not even looking out window to see if i know you. Unannounced knock is just the potential spam call of the door world. #HardPass

So if I don't go to bed, then morning doesn't come, and I don't have to go to work right?! That's how it works!

Question what does shaving your head have to do with plastic usage?

OMG!!!!!!!

Just in case you needed to see a small, fluffy, very angry cat, Astrid is willing to help with that. #CatsOfTwitter fyi she's mad bc I won't let her eat things that will kill her.

Former coworker came by my new job. Looking in the window: is there a bird in there or am i hallucinating from too much cold meds. Me (looks): nope there's bird I still dont work for an animal related business. P.S his name is Connor and we're friends now.