There's nothing sadder than making your entire identity and personality about the person you voted for or plan to vote for.

Me, preparing social channel analytics for work: The founders named it Twitter, I'mma call it Twitter.

Do single moms take an oath bounding them to always say, "My child is my world"?

The person who coined the phrase "dead presidents" either didn't know American history or wasn't very rich.

I have Googled "On which hand does a woman wear a wedding ring?" more than enough times. Yet I forget every time. 💍

Shout out to all the Facebook 'friends' I've never met and whose names I don't even recognize.

I hope Allen Iverson trademarked "AI" and makes a gang of money every time an undeserving 'work flow efficiency' start-up gets funded. ™️🤖

Today's first world problem accomplishment: Turning "dark mode" on again everywhere after clearing my browser history.

There's still time for Tony Toni Toné to do a song with Lisa Lisa.

Whatever Vinia Mojica is up to these days, I hope she's doing great. 🎵

Up, up, and away! 🎈 Best photos from Saturday's Spirit of #Boise #Balloon Classic launch.

I challenge anyone to top this trifecta of fun jobs: 🦁 Marketing for a zoo 🏀 Basketball official 🎤 Radio deejay / host

Points! 85% of my Tweets were during the 11PM hour during @midnight: playing Hastag Wars games and honing my craft of pop culture puns. Truly the peak of this stupid website.

Marvel at my last-minute submission to the City of Boise Flag Redesign Contest. Harkening back to my days as an amateur procrastinator (a.k.a. my school days), I whipped this up hours before the deadline last month hoping to channel the challenge of beating the buzzer.

Life's gurantees: Death, taxes, #12 beats a #5. #MarchMadness2025 #NCAATournament

English is a wild language. This sentence is 100% correct: "The Bar bars bars in bars."

Remember when the verified blue check mark ☑️ was a badge of prestige, reputation, and dare I say, honor? Now it's a symbol for suckers that don't realize the "I'm with stupid" arrow is pointing at them.

What international brands started and spread the trend of adopting the social media voice of a teenager: using no punctuation, no capitalization, 'catchy' slang, etc.?

The idea just hit me: @harleycameron_ needs to do a song with @Halocene. Manifesting to make it happen. Let's all feel the wrath in 2025! youtu.be/qCvqnTEApro?si=K6Qr…