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Joined December 2018
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Just a reminder that republicans sent these out to try and anger voters. That’s how desperate they are right now.
People are getting pissed. Let this be a reminder to take your anger to the voting booth.
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#helluvaboss all the imps have different features depending the environment they were born in/ring. they also will be differently coloured like Moxxie (Greenish yellow since he’s from greed)
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yeah, it's perfectly normal if a winery goes defunct, to sell their barrels. Seasoned wine barrels are like a shortcut to better wine. In fact if you go online, there are numerous websites like "SELL US YOUR OLD BARRELS PLEASE"
#BREAKING: Ilhan Omar's former winery sold completely empty barrels of wine, Rep. Comer says.
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this is my new absolute favorite halloween skeleton
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いいよね!ルーツ辿るの! #ちいかわファンアート
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How many childhood fears do adult hearts carry within them..... How heavy this burden is........ (1/2) #sonic #tailsthefox #shadowthehedgehog
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found what is quite literally the perfect explanation
I never understood how fried chicken is a negative black stereotype bc who tf doesn’t like fried chicken
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WAIT… WHO ACTUALLY RESCUED THE PRINCESS?
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A Youtuber i like watching deadass said "I'm going to say this louder for the people who have me in the background while they draw" while i was drawing
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J.A.R.V.I.S. has always been the one we can rely on.
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When I roleplay well enough for my DM to skip a dice roll I feel like a god you guys sound like no fun
Just heard about Critical Role not using dice to determine important gameplay moments and I don't know if I should be either embarrassed or annoyingly bored at this point. Just stage a play already, this isn't even a game anymore.
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People are calling this video fake, but this is exactly how Napoleon found the missing Crown of France.
Man picks up new ROLEX watch off the street after a night of riots in France
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Same actor btw
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Generic horror creatures
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Had a customer with an Explorer that needed a transfer case and when they dropped the vehicle off it was covered in trump stickers so i doubled the quote.
Racism is a very expensive trait. It can cost you. If you're racist you pay triple.
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A fortified door in a prison designed to hold superpeople
HOW COME 2017 SPIDER-MAN COULD EASILY CATCH A CAR,WHILE 2026 SPIDER-MAN FINDS IT'S DIFFICULT TO OPEN A DOOR ?
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lets be cute with mama #oc
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Something the rift comic touched on briefly as well was Gyatso not explaining Yangchen’s festival to Aang because Aang would have plenty of time to learn stuff like that when he’s older. What other stuff is lost to time because Aang didn’t know about it?
some names never really leave you, no matter what 🥹
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>Link’s finger placement on the ocarina being accurate >Ganondorf playing the organ accurately >Guru Guru’s crank organ paper roll actually having the notes for the Song of Storms Genuinely flabbergasted at how much attention to detail Nintendo’s done with the instrument playing
403 Hours Remain... Until we piss off the music man.
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