Parody. Not commentary on the Jewish future. Shulsplainers don’t get oneg cookies. They/them. Who is @RogueShul? https://xitter.cf/t.co/tIAQxp9vkH
Joined May 2019
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My Shul Called Life retweeted
All are welcome in our sukkah, but please put on bug spray and sunscreen before entering. Your plastic free BPA free eco friendly sustainable kosher vegan dish can be placed next to the pronoun name tags. Please label all allergens.
My Shul Called Life retweeted
Normalize inviting your friends to your sukkah just for lashon hara. #SukkahOfSilence
My Shul Called Life retweeted
Event descriptions be like:
Join us for Pizza in the Hut! It’s like a pizza party, but in the sukkah. We will eat pizza, but in the hut instead of at our tables. Pizza! In the HUT! Come get your pizza, then join us in the sukkah to eat it! #PizzaInTheHut
My Shul Called Life retweeted
*phone ringing* Hi, this is Jacob with your Instacart order. I’ve arrived at your dwelling place.
ME: Oh! Mah tofu!
My Shul Called Life retweeted
Deacon, during announcements: If you're between 15 and 25, please stand up.
(They do, confused)
Deacon: folks, everyone standing knows what a QR code is. If you need help donating to the bishop's appeal, please ask one of them.
😂😂😂
My Shul Called Life retweeted
How come when we boo Haman during the Megillah reading it’s “festive” and “fun” but when we boo the Rabbi during his sermon slot it’s “disrespectful” and “the third time we’ve spoken about this”?
My Shul Called Life retweeted
I asked #ChatGPT to write me an absurd list of 15 dangers of working in synagogue archives, it did not disappoint
@RogueShul
My Shul Called Life retweeted
“After a disappointing incident this morning in the Schlossberg Senior Lounge, we will be spending next week making a Brit Canasta to recommit ourselves to more community oriented behavior.” #JustShulEmails 📧
My Shul Called Life retweeted
that’s a nice idea you’ve got there, wouldn’t it be a shame if a Very Dedicated Layleader™ wanted to share why it didn’t work when they tried it 10 years ago
My Shul Called Life retweeted
This is just a
- shlichei tzibbur &
- gabbaim &
- youth directors &
- shofar blowers &
- shul staff &
- volunteers
appreciation tweet.
You make it all happen and it's beautiful to see (cc @RogueShul)
My Shul Called Life retweeted
To all of our friends like @RogueShul scrambling to get it all done, we see you. Thanks in advance for everything you have done and will do over the next few weeks. #WhatNATADoes #WhatCantorsDo #RoshHashanah2022
My Shul Called Life retweeted
Something about the High Holy Day season that brings out every potential conversion student, wandering Jew, stranger in spiritual crisis, and Text Analyzer with Pressing Existential Torah Thought who all want the clergy’s time “ideally in the next week or so!”
My Shul Called Life retweeted
Seeking innovator who pushes us to new dimensions but not like that and not that much.
My Shul Called Life retweeted
No, I definitely did not send my first official HHD related email today, the 2nd of February. @RogueShul