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HOU FAN U HATE

@RogueAstros

Unofficial Twitter account of Houston Sports. #UHAlumn. Legal Disciple. Texans survivor, Harden & CP3 = PointsGawds #BBB Case Keenumite

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Joined April 2017
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NBA players this season realizing Wemby is French and figuring out the secret to beating him is to treat him like a little bitch:
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I’m a heterosexual Black American male and “Nobody Wants This” on Netflix is good writing and tv viewing.
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I see the vision @DRyans59
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CJ Stroud when he sees your favorite team coming with that weak ass blitz:
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CJ Stroud seeing Marvin Harrison Jr. stuck with the poverty ass Arizona Cardinals:
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Me when she asks why her bank account is overdrawn and why I have seven different Social Security numbers:
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The Astros spread cheeks for Dalton Varsho? Lmao
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That Varsho trade is WACK!
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Basic agent-team math at play here.
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From Houston’s perspective, though, there’s value in (1) keeping a cost-controlled WR1 now and (2) potentially recouping a compensatory pick if he walks.
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The noise is from Nico’s camp. His agents can see (1) what he’s realistically projected to earn as a FA, & (2) how much cap space Houston will actually have—even factoring in future increases They know he’s not getting an extension here. A trade is the clearest path to new deal
“That’s Fascinating🫴🏾” (@john_hickman12) profile picture“That’s Fascinating🫴🏾”
@john_hickman12May 5
You know... With the Nico Collins talk seemingly getting louder, it kind of makes me wonder where there's smoke, there’s fire. It might not be a big fire; it could be a small blaze, but a fire nonetheless. That said, if Higgins takes a leap this year, could we see those Nico trade rumors intensify before 2027?
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“I remember Reed Shepherd walking into our locker room, and he walked right by me," Reaves said. “And I'm like, what the hell is he coming in our locker room for? He tapped LeBron on the leg, and he said, 'Lace 'em up, it's gonna be a long fucking night.' And he walked out."
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That’s why I’m hosting the 1st Annual Rogue Sports Combine. For those who haven’t played or coached, this is your opportunity to prove you’re qualified to speak to me about sports through a display of physical aptitude. DM for time/date inquiries.
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I only respect opinions from those who have played or coached at the NCAA or professional level—or anyone who can currently beat me in a race or bench press.
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Dearest Followers, It has come to my attention that some of you believe my posts are an open forum for free-flowing sports takes. They are not.
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Me wearing my Astros 2017 World Series Championship t-shirt in Los Angeles.
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My center watched himself get drafted on a 42-inch Vizio in a room with folding chairs. He’s gonna be a generational talent.
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@HoustonTexansApr 24
Moments like this 🙌
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Whole time #RocketsTwitter been arguing over Jalen Green vs Alperen Sengun they’ve been debating the merits of two cheeks on the same ass.
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“And then Tari Eason’s agent asked for $100M…”
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Rafael Stone and Ime Udoka are in the Epstein files and they are having non-procreative sex with Mike Vrabel. I expect their termination by tomorrow morning @Rockets
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