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Joined November 2020
Jane Doe entering the Cornell frat house.
Nature Unedited
@NatureUnedited
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A breeding bull entering the farm full of cows
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you can stay for dinner i'll just need to boil another hot dog
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people confuse education with intelligence. you can have a degree and still be a woman
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they told me goat milks healthier so i started jerking off into my mouth
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I learned the names of the Cornell 7 Jazz Chisholm Trent Grisham Ryan McMahon Austin Wells Hal Steinbrenner Brian Cashman Aaron Boone
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When did we forget as a society that you shut the fuck up in a movie theater once the movie starts playing
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Passing touchdowns mean free McNuggets for you. Claim yours: tex.nz/6FreeMcNuggets
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If I ever get ALS blow my shit smooth off
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Bobby
@Bobbythirdway
Oct 6
If a man says he was raped by the Ketamine succubus, then I believe him. Believe all men.
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2 pandemics before you touched Super Bowl turf .@JoshAllenQB
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Chargers Seahawks ref
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ACAB includes target security
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“We are all Jane Doe.” Yeah, we know you’re all whores. That’s the main problem here.
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i should’ve killed myself last october
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Oh no I lost the girl that gives attention to every guy 😱
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happy september 30th to those who celebrate
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Count Dankula
@CountDankulaTV
Sep 29
That was the plan but y'all hoes.
Men should be obligated to marry a girl if they took her virginity
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Moms lecturing their prepubescent sons about rape because some college skank got a train ran on her is nasty work
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Replying to @TMZ
Christa Pike after 2 Lethal Injections
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A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest
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